Nice work, Ben!
I’ve been in Heat magazine twice, years ago (not exactly Nat Geo either eh?!). Once was on a night out with an actor mate and I was stood beside him with a small traffic cone in my hand, waiting for a cab.
Second time was at Kahala hotel in Hawaii at New Year. I was in a cabana on the beach and the Osbournes + Elton John were sat in the one beside us. A photographer apparently swam about a mile along the coast to get a pic. To be fair, you’d only have know it was me if you were my mum, it was really grainy.