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  • friends with benefits
  • emsz
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    Has she got a friend?

    I seriously need to have a word with myself

    **** off flashy 😆

    Pigface
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    Flashman is just jealous 😆

    willard
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    Norwich?

    Rach, be careful. That there is bandit country. Bad shit happens up there, trust me on that.

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    emsz
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    Of you and deadly? I think he’s always had a soft spot for him, maybe he wants to say something to everyone?

    hammyuk
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    emsz – your pic on here might have something to do with it…..

    nicko74
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    play hide the sausage

    “how did that get down the back of the sofa?!”

    BenHouldsworth
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    It always ends in tears.

    If folk are attracted to each other enough to bump nasties then at some point emotions will get involved and a decision will need to be made.

    Having been a bit of a rogue in my 20s this sort of stuff eventually grinds you down and personally, the folk who can do it in a completely detached way generally lack empathy and display other traits also associated with sociopaths.

    willard
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    Sausages properly hidden!

    MoreCashThanDash
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    Norwich? I didn’t know you had a cousin……

    spawnofyorkshire
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    dirtycrewdom
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    It’s AMAZING!!

    I’ve had a couple, one was me and a friend helping each other out after both breaking up with other people. It was good for a while because she is a fu€king stunner but it started to get a little serious so we kinda broke it off.

    The best was at university. There was a girl who called my room phone one night and asked me up for a drink. This was a badly thought out ruse because all she had to offer was sambuca, not really what I had in mind. I did end up drinking from her furry cup though so the night ended on a high! From that night forwards we ended up together most nights for about 3 months and it was perfect. She was a couple of years younger than me and whilst a lovely girl, neither of us wanted a relationship together, our interested were too different. She was quite happy to hang out with her friends while I was getting stoned and hanging out with mine and then I would go up to her room at about 01.00, have a shag, and fall asleep in a nice clean room with freshly laundered sheets. Perfect!!

    wombat
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    we kinda broke it off

    I hope the good folks in A&E managed to reattach it 😉

    plyphon
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    Only ever good experiences with FWB, 10/10, would recommend.

    hora
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    Maybe abit too much TMI but with a carnal/friends with benefits you tend to hold off your own orgasm as long as humanly possible- this makes it explosive. In your longterm/regular relationship you don’t do this/forget/dont bother so you end up kidding yourself that ‘sex is better/more intense with the casual-on-the-side thing’.

    Faux.

    Plus Friends with benefits always leads to a mind-****, worry, jobloss and hand-grenading someones relationship life in the deal.

    spawnofyorkshire
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    Maybe abit too much TMI

    Yep it was

    emsz
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    Emotional depth of a bucket of sick

    ell_tell
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    Maybe abit too much TMI but with a carnal/friends with benefits

    Initially read that as camel. I know they’ve lovely eyelashes but really… 🙂

    hammyuk
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    emsz – Member
    Emotional depth of a bucket of sick

    That’s the point though Emsz – mutually agreeable, fun, sexual, etc.
    It’s about enjoying each other for just that, no hang ups, no strings, no commitment, etc.
    Several of my friends are now happily married/longterm from just those beginnings….
    For others it’s about just “being you” without regrets after very longterm relationships/marriage….

    manciman
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    The conversation a work went nothing like this! O except for one party becoming emotionally involved & it ending in tears. Much like this thread I fear.

    retro83
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    hora – Member

    Maybe abit too much TMI but with a carnal/friends with benefits you tend to hold off your own orgasm as long as humanly possible- this makes it explosive. In your longterm/regular relationship you don’t do this/forget/dont bother so you end up kidding yourself that ‘sex is better/more intense with the casual-on-the-side thing’.

    Mrs Hora is a lucky lady 😆

    Kryton57
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    hammyuk – Member
    emsz – your pic on here might have something to do with it…..

    There’s a pic? Where? (Don’t tell me if I’d end up disappointed).

    I have in fact organised a drunken night out soon, with a friend who I’d like to have benefits with. After a few drinks she says she’d like to have benefits too*. Problems is it’d be the end of my marriage.

    Never happened to me when I was single when she had even more pert tits and arse than she does now, lifes such a a bummer.

    *this is of course my interpretation of her body language.

    no_eyed_deer
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    Errrr…. just WT…F is hora on about..

    …again? 😆

    Kryton57
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    no_eyed_deer – Member
    Errrr…. just WT…F is hora on about..

    …again?

    Lazy spaffing I believe.

    hora
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    no_eyed_deer- if you’ve ever been in such a situation and had an epiphany you’ll know what I mean.

    Mrs Hora is a lucky lady

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    scotroutes
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    It’s amazing what they publish in hedgeporn these days

    hammyuk
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    Kryton57 – Member
    hammyuk – Member
    emsz – your pic on here might have something to do with it…..
    There’s a pic? Where? (Don’t tell me if I’d end up disappointed).

    One word……….

    Profile 😉

    nwgiles
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    Originally thought this was going to be my mate is a plumber and came round to help me with a leaky pipe..

    Then the grolsch advert started.

    Mister-P
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    Having a FWB was one of the happiest times of my life. Some people just aren’t relationship compatible but that doesn’t mean they want a sexless life.

    Kryton57
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    Mister P – Member
    Having a FWB was one of the happiest times of my life. Some people just aren’t relationship compatible but that doesn’t mean they want a sexless life.

    Just out of interest, a collegue of mine had a conversation with me (regarding a mental battle he’s having) the other day which reversed that to:

    Being married is one of the happiest times of my life. Some people just aren’t sexually active but that doesn’t mean I want a sexless life.

    Obviously he wants to pork something and isn’t getting any at home, thoughts?

    Junkyard
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    The love that dare not speak its name and they find you irresistible?

    FWIW I have never felt Horas epiphany 😉

    manciman
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    Kryton57

    How does that sit with his vows? feel sorry for your colleague. Don’t know what I would do in that situation…

    Dickyboy
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    I had a great FWB experience but in the end I couldn’t put up with the excessive demands* plus the biting & scratching meant I had to keep covered up when my boys were at home for fear of embarrassing questions 😯

    * may have been normal but I am a southern softy

    hora
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    So thats how southerners control the Badger population

    Kryton57
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    manciman – Member
    Kryton57
    How does that sit with his vows? feel sorry for your colleague. Don’t know what I would do in that situation…

    Indeed. This revelation was during an emotional moment after a few beers. All I could offer was a few links to some pron websites I’ve heard of on the grape vine…

    Dickyboy
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    So thats how southerners control the Badger population

    nah we generally run them over before we stuff them

    nicko74
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    Obviously he wants to pork something and isn’t getting any at home, thoughts?

    Fortunately, the internet and hand cream were designed for this very purpose. Apart from that, beyond a “Curb your Enthusiasm” style scenario, it ain’t happening.

    moridinbg
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    Well sometimes it can work quiet well. Had a gf, that lived a few blocks down from me. The sex was great, but the gf/bf thing not so much, so after a short while we separated. Met her after a while, went ot for a beer, one thing led to another… Then again no see for a few months, then going out for a beer and into the bed again. Happens once in a 4-6-8 months, depends if any of us is in a reltionship. This has been going on for about 9 years now (and we are eyeing the 30s now). Both of us had plenty of short or long term relationships inbetween. I always make fun of her awful bf choice.
    We haven’t even discussed trying getting together since the first time. I can’t stand her as a gf, but short term is OK.
    Haven’t heard from her in a while, but last she started acting weird “Can’t we be just friends?” Maybe cos she is closer to the said 30s. I hate it when they take away my benefits!

    wonnyj
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    Worked fine for me. Ah happy memories…

    grum
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    Never heard of this ending well.

    I suspect those saying ‘it worked fine for me’ might hear a different story from the other party.

    Northwind
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    As long as you don’t confuse sex with love, and you both really are being honest about it, it’s fine. I’ve had it work out, and I’ve had it not work, and I’ve been on both ends of the not working, and all in all I still reckon it’s been good. (and when it didn’t work, I can say 100% it was my fault and I knew it was the likely outcome anyway) It’s not like you can avoid heartbreak/emotional messes in general so why miss out on good things, in order to try and avoid an unavoidable bad thing?

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