Fairy wings hmm that the sweaty arse imprint of yer butt cheeks on the plastique 🙂

Teasel… I can’t remember the link but he was asking about taking it up the garden path…

🙂

I’m surprised it wasn’t received very well…

Found it!!! 😯

It still gets mentioned as one of the great Mumsnet threads 😀

Oops. Apparently. 😳

Ta. I’ll give that a read tomorrow.

I will think of that thread now whenever Hora complains of a bike not being slack enough…

or asks for advice on whether to increase the size of his ring.

Cougar I remember the first time I saw your login I said ‘oh hello’ to you only to be disappointed. Same with ‘leggyblonde’ who used to post on here.

I remember posting a thread about w*nking on mumsnet. I was literally torn apart once I was spotted.