http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2775925-Fanny-condensation

Hotty front botty is realz

mumsnet strikes again! 😆 😯 8)

OMG – there’s a Mum on there called “QuimReaper”.

When people say that women are actually quite like men in that they talk dirty and about stuff like this, I never believe them.

READ THE LINK – it is true!

Minge mist…

I cant read any more

I wonder how many are dudes though.

acidtest – Member
I wonder how many are dudes though.

Don’t be an LGBTQ hater

Mumsnet madness on Twitter is ace for all this.

@legend I don’t care as long as everyone is having fun 🙂

What?! LGBTQ iz serious!!1!

OMG this is up there with the beaker and the mitten 😯

Now the beaker I’m familiar with…….. the mitten?!

Should i google beaker and mitten at work…? I have no idea what it means

It’s rather amusing that STW is so strict with the swear filter when you see the stuff on Mumsnet.

More bed wetters ready to hit Report at the drop of a hat over here

I gave up at this….

QueenMortificado Tue 08-Nov-16 22:26:10

Done! Hoorah!

Btw, have you ever actually put your hand about half a centimetre from your crotch and felt the heat it gives off? Mine is literally like a furnace on a steam train.

My weird friends and I spent a very weird 15 mins comparing the relative heats of each other’s areas.

😆 😯 😆

Well that’s given me a semi

More bed wetters ready to hit Report at the drop of a hat over here

🙂

What I don’t get is why they even bother opening a thread they know will offend them.

Walk on by, ffs…

Now the beaker I’m familiar with…….. the mitten?!

The mother of a teenage boy knitted (yes knitted!!) him a mitten so that he could mop up his ’emissions’. She would wash and iron it weekly, leaving it on his pillow. I guess they saved a fortune on kleenex 😯

Actually kinda wish I hadn’t asked now

Why is this thread in cycling? 😯 😀
might be useful for bikepacking I suppose, for those cold dark nights on the fells.

Umami

Does this mean “fanny batter” is mostly sweat 😆

Blurg…

She would wash and iron it weekly

Guess it didn’t need starching

Don’t be tempted by scented liners.

That turns you into a glade plug in.

Every so often it puffs out the stink.

I honestly nearly wet myself at this part !

Does this mean we will all be keeping an eye out for the ‘diamond of doom’ in future?

weeksy – Member
I honestly nearly wet myself at this part !

You could do with a scented liner for that

Don’t be tempted by scented liners.
That turns you into a glade plug in.

Every so often it puffs out the stink.

I honestly nearly wet myself at this part !

I have tears on my cheeks and my sides hurt. My colleagues are bemused. Should i tell them / show them?

I recommend not showing them the tears on your cheeks.

Don’t be tempted by scented liners.
That turns you into a glade plug in.
Every so often it puffs out the stink.

Some of this stuff is comedy genius, I’ve heard much poorer stuff from pro comedians. I’m always scared to click on mumsnet links as you never quite know what you are getting in to.

😯 boob sweat 😯

Don’t be tempted by scented liners.
That turns you into a glade plug in.

You really could see Sarah Millican doing that in her routine….

I know I shouldn’t but I clicked on a few of the other threads 😳

The one that made me giggle was “DP is hurting me…” Yes, I should imagine it does take some getting used to 😆

🙂

If that post doesn’t get reported by the same person that grassed up me then at least I know it’s personal and not content related.

What say you, oversensitive one…?

I’m so tempted to create a sockpuppet account over there. It’s been a while since STW last infiltrated them.

I could even keep my username…

It’s not really any different to us lot leaving fairy wings on the bog seat.

Yes but cougar, remember they had a fairly large sense of humour failure after hora went on there….

Fairy wings?

Well, you learn something new everyday 😆

remember they had a fairly large sense of humour failure after hora went on there….

Please elaborate, preferably with links.