Waits patiently.

well timed…

I got in first. I win.

Superstar fest. Do they come with free rock for fitting?

free rock for fitting

What? crack to smoke to help ease the pain do you mean.

What? crack to smoke to help ease the pain do you mean.

You’re too young to understand.

Superstar? Pfft! How low rent!

Theres no sets of cranks that cost the same as a 4 bedroom house in the catchment area of a good school. Or a carbon hardtail frame costing the equivalent to the GDP of a medium sized South American economy

The grooved superstar rotors look quite erm groovy !

That book oh dear 😳 Destined for a £2 bucket bin at a garden center near you.

That book… If the cover’s indicative of the quality of the porn I don’t think I’m going to have a very satisfying **** over it tbh.

The waterproof shorts are the same colour blue as the cagoules I used to wear as a kid….

The news Jorji is leaving us 🙁

The bike porn book appears to be at the readers wives end of the market. The Lupine light is suitably ridiculously priced though.

£700 For a light????!!!

The bike on the cover of that Bike Porn book has got a saddle bag on it…..
Cranks don’t appear to be at the correct angle & the valves/logos don’t line up.

Oh dear…..

Japanther, love it!!!! Beats Gnarrwal.

My dad had Japanther aftershave

true story

A raincoat to protect you from the sun awesome

A raincoat to protect you from the sun awesome

sometimes the sun comes out after it rains – Mancunians need not apply 🙂

Or a carbon hardtail frame costing the equivalent to the GDP of a medium sized South American economy

May I refer you to the previous day’s news?

New! Niner’s New Rocket RKT race bike launches

And in that case I’d pull over shake it off and put it away. But hey that’s me 🙂

Some brake pads have been purchased 🙂

I want that workshop mat for feeding the bay

Quick! There’s only 7 copies left…

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Bike-Porn-Mountain-Chris-Naylor/dp/1849537437

Mmm, not sure I’d want a second hand copy!!