pretend everything is new/fresh so you can say the same things about it each time
Wow. You referred to Fresh Goods as ‘journalism’. Are you feeling alright?
in case you hadn’t noticed, the deal with Fresh Goods Friday is that it’s stuff that’s just come in to the office. Hence ‘Fresh’.
I’m glad, STATO, that you’ve been on the ‘scene’ long enough to have clapped your eyes on Stan’s sealant before, and I’m sorry that you feel jaded enough that you’re being ‘cast aside’ like some spent once-mighty force, mewling at your inability to suckle at the teat of novelty.
We mere upstarts can only look upon the magnificence of your great Methuselah-like wisdom, and ask that you might bestow upon us the teensiest morsel of you awe inspiring thought processes…
Oh, you already did. As you were.