Check 1, 2
Whip up a man-child brew
Can’t handle real flavour?
Add some sugary goo

It makes me laugh you see, when the impossibly twee, say
“I can’t start the day, til I’ve had my coffee”,
Then proceed to order up some crazy wack tack
Soy vanilla decaf triple latte the size of a family hatchback
Dude, you ought to know
That ain’t no ordinary cup o Joe
Ya missed out the k
From your joke milky froth show

Word to ya mothers

Page 2 goes off the chain 😀

are the results in?
I really hope I don’t win
Nespresso’s in bin

My wife got me a Nepresso machine
She thought it would be “handy”
I ate her liver with some fava beans
And a nice Chianti.

Results being processed now ……. 8 finalists, being whittled down to final 4 as I type

Special mentions to the following for making us laugh out loud.. 😀
Brakes toilet humour
Piedi di formaggio nice velocity
Theotherjonv and Atlaz you know why
Stevied good blag
Bearnecessities knob warts!

Yet we have to end the suspense and allow your creativity to move on.. So the results are as follows. 8)
On the podium in reverse order are…
In third place is Keng38 – Clooney and Rooney is a hit
In second place is Imnotverygood – simply smooth

And in first place is Jolsa – not only the first responder but followed through nicely too.

The rest of you guys, well you’re all a bunch of lovely nutters.

Jolsa – YHM

followed through nicely

Some sort of prediction ? That’s the sugar in there.
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(Oh, and of course the tears of the little african kids who’re made to drink cinnamon hazelnut cappucinos instead of breast milk) 😉

I once drank a nut toffee brew
And then spent the day on the loo
The coffee’s ersatz
and it gave me the splats
– it’s not very S.T.W

Unbelievable Jeff! That’ll teach me for going to bed early thinking I’ll never win…

I obviously have a true talent for poetry, and so this morning am considering quitting my job, putting this thread on my CV and going poetically freelance. What could go wrong?

Seriously, thank you MisterT and MissesT, a very kind gesture and a good fun thread at that.

Drat! It’s clear to me.
They know less about poems,
than about coffee.

I can see I’ll have to find
some other things to bind and send
the fun this brings is worth the time
to restore our faith of mankind