Tonight I'm going to take a sip of my drink every time:
1. David Coulthard uses the phrase 'dirty air'
2. Alan McNish says something everybody already knows
3. Fernando Alonso rolls a non-existent 'r'
4. Jenson Button looks at the floor and goes 'errr'
5. Suzi Perry looks twitchy and nervous
Edit: I haven't got Sky...