"A long time ago in a garage far, far away"

"Fork Wars – Episode IV: A New Hope"

It is a period of mechanical Fettling. Rebel fragments of dust, striking from a hidden trail, have won their first victory against the evil Fox Stantions. During the battle, Rebel dust gained entry into the secret fork internals.

Pursued by Foxyrider's sinister cleaning agents, Princess gunk races home aboard her dustship, custodian of the stolen fragments of anodising that can save her people and restore dust to the galaxy…

The along comes Mr Enduro Seals to rid the galaxy of dust. However Some muppet installs the internal oil seals upsidedown and then wonders why both uppers are leaking LOADS of fluid.

Duh – All fine now 🙂

There is no hope more like!

These are not the forks you're looking for, you may go about your business

May the Forks be with you …. Always 🙂

Do or do not. There is no try.

ushi £$%k sahiask# # jslghas viuf……Solo?

I am your farter, you know it to be true 🙂

Your maintenance skills are complete, The emperor had forseen it 🙂

You know, I think that Orange P5 unit we bought may have been stolen…

Move Along, Move Along

forkinell

You have fettled well, my young apprentice.

The forkce is strong in this one.

Han Psylo would be proud.

Uh, we had a slight maintenance malfunction, but uh… everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you? 🙂

Your riding that? Your braver than I thought..