Some things are too mortifyingly embarrassing to be able to explain

http://www.flickr.com/photos/simonralli/3297493046/

An explanation would only result in some serious abuse here and phone calls to the Gibraltar police requesting that my bike get taken off me.

those terracotta knee pads are shite aren’t they?
chafe a bit too

were you sending it off the top of a sand castle?

i once left a jam bo shaped hole in someones panel fence. i was racing a mate down a tight alleyway, clipped bars, clipped a telegraph pole and it all went horribly wrong.

might go for a ride later to see if its still there

The real accident must be that matching jacket and gloves combo 😉

The matching jacket and gloves would be one thing, but matching jacket, gloves and spade????

You like your kit to match your eye colour!
Can we see this in b&w please, as this one is a little freeky?!
Tim
😉