It’s[rugby] good because it’s complicated and strategic
what big fat lump* gets ball runs a bit other big fat blokes tackle/pile on top ball goes to another fat bloke repeat till fat blokes are tired. little guy then kicks it a long way and runs to stop other little bloke catcher who passes to fat bloke repeat till someone kicks a penalty.
* i believe these days they are more meat heads than pie/lager heads to be fair.
what big fat lump* gets ball runs a bit other big fat blokes tackle/pile on top ball goes to another fat bloke repeat till fat blokes are tired. little guy then kicks it a long way and runs to stop other little bloke catcher who passes to fat bloke repeat till someone kicks a penalty.
Personally, if I knew that little about a great game I’d keep my mouth shut so as not to embarrass myself 🙂