I have the ‘pleasure’ of working with the most annoying person I will possibly ever meet…and it sounds like a mixture of what most people find annoying in an office…
Constant, loud, throat-rattling sneezing
Chest vibrating coughing with phlegm
Sloppy, mouth-open chewing/pulverising of breakfast which is multiple slices of toast brought in from home! The dryness seems to make it worse.
Slurping of tea followed by an “AAAhhhh” noise after every sip
Insanely loud heckling at emails until someone goes “Oh…what’s so funny?”
Microwave meals that smell like someones scraped year old cheese off a fat sweaty man to make the office smell oh so nice e.g. Tesco cauliflower cheese for 2…
The list may as well go on. Thank god she has meetings most days or I think I would have quit by now…or stabbed her… 🙄