I’ve got a bottle of decent Rum, warm coke up to put in? What else can I do?

(Can’t bear Whiskey)

Warm coke? WTAF?

1. Man up.
2. Put the rum away.
3. Throw a combination of whisky, lemon, sugar, hot water and honey into a massive mug. Quantities irrelevant.
4. Get wrecked.
5. Get the rum back out and have a glug.
6. Have a fight with your shadow.
7. Wake up feeling fabulous.

For Da Hora

Have you fallen over?

Rum honey ginger and lemon.

Some fresh ginger, cinnamon and some cloves can be added to that whisky toddy recipe to really have a cure all.

Riddoch that actually sounds rather nice. I’ll raid the curry box

Big mug of hot MTFU.

**** me. I need TLC a support from fellow men

I thought that’s what you’d gone in search of.

I’ll raid the curry box

Benedictine, hot water, lemon and honey (throw a +Zinc Redoxan in there for good measure.

Benedictine & hot water.

Or whisky / brandy, fresh lemon and honey (throw a +Zinc Redoxan in there for good measure.

brandy, benylin, ribena, hot water
1:1:1:3

a hot toddy must have fresh ginger and cloves whatever else is in it.

however, i have found that ‘the cure’ is – a whole bulb of garlic crushed into a paste and left for 20 mins for enzyme action to take place. add olive oil to make it palatable. eat a small teaspoon at least 3 times a day, more if you can cope with the stink.

Surely buttered rum is the obvious starting point.

I once cured a nasty cold overnight with a large glass of Glenfiddich