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  • Floodlighting Trees
  • Shibboleth
    Free Member

    Has anyone any knowledge/experience with floodlighting trees?

    No idea about electronics, so don’t know what I should be looking for. Are LED lamps any good (thinking about running costs…)

    Thought I’d see if Deal Extreme had anything suitable and came across these… LINK

    Are they up to the job?

    Thanks in advance…

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    Could you not just have a really good look at them in daylight?

    FunkyDunc
    Free Member

    How will they sleep if they are lit up, poor trees.

    IHN
    Full Member

    Could you not just have a really good look at them in daylight?

    Exactly.

    The massive waste of energy that is lighting things up at night that don’t need to be lit up (like trees, buildings and the insides of closed shops) is one of the things that will be banned When I Am King Of The World.

    Shibboleth
    Free Member

    I want to watch live squirrel porn at night… It helps me achieve “satisfaction”.

    wrecker
    Free Member

    The massive waste of energy that is lighting things up at night that don’t need to be lit up (like trees, buildings and the insides of closed shops) is one of the things that will be banned When I Am King Of The World.

    Spot on. Is this considered acceptable in this modern age of environmental responsibility?
    Don’t even get me started on “architectural lighting”. 👿

    Shibboleth
    Free Member

    The level of self righteous pomposity on this forum never fails to amaze me. I just want to install some floodlights in my wood for when I’m entertaining – make it look more atmospheric and a safer place for the kids to play…

    IHN
    Full Member

    Is this considered acceptable in this modern age of environmental responsibility?

    Ah, now, you see, that’s the thing with enviromental responsibility. Everyone says it’s an excellent idea, except of course when they want to do something that is enviromentally irresponsible…

    thepurist
    Full Member

    Some info from a supplier I used when I did this sort of thing :-

    http://www.lightingforgardens.com/rkmain.asp?PAGEID=60288

    http://www.lightingforgardens.com/rkmain.asp?PAGEID=60327

    If you want to light your garden make sure you’re only lighting your bit of it and not beaming 500W into next door’s bedroom etc.

    FunkyDunc
    Free Member

    Just for the OP.

    IHN
    Full Member

    I just want to install some floodlights in my wood for when I’m entertaining – make it look more atmospheric and a safer place for the kids to play…

    Well, apologies for the assumption that I may have jumped to, but you didn’t say that did you.

    And my point stands.

    wrecker
    Free Member

    The level of self righteous pomposity on this forum never fails to amaze me.

    Really? Care to give (or force upon) us your views on religion(again)?
    You want to burn carbons so that your tree looks pretty. You will never be able to justify that to me.

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    for when I’m entertaining

    you’re being quite entertaining on here 😉

    Shibboleth
    Free Member

    Wrecker, there are about 20 trees… I hope you find that 20 times as upsetting 😉

    Funckydoc, those are chipmunks, you sick b*****d!

    Purist, thanks for the info, that’s my lunchtime reading taken care of… 😀

    phil.w
    Free Member

    The level of self righteous pomposity on this forum never fails to amaze me

    Changed your attitude towards those with tattoos then have you?

    Kuco
    Full Member

    B&Q do outdoor lights and i’m sure I read an article in the dentist about solar powered tree/outdoor lights.

    user-removed
    Free Member

    Just set the trees on fire for maximum effect*

    *only works once, mind.

    konabunny
    Free Member

    I suppose trees are solar powered.

    Jamie
    Free Member

    I just want to install some floodlights in my wood for when I’m entertaining

    …oh how the other half live. 8)

    mastiles_fanylion
    Free Member

    Could you not just have a really good look at them in daylight?

    😆

    FunkyDunc
    Free Member

    Standards are slipping on STW. A few weeks back I posted a pic of 2 women innocently kissing and it got pulled.

    Post a pic of 2 Squirrels humping and thats ok 🙄

    konabunny
    Free Member

    On second thoughts, can’t you get your child under to stand there and hold a torch? The kids are playing on their own so she’s free anyway, right?

    boxelder
    Full Member

    You could contact Muncaster Castle in Eskdale – they’ve put lots of lights like that in fairly recently

    will
    Free Member

    I’d have thought dogging was better in the dark? Making it light kind of removes the edge, or so i’ve heard.

    49er_Jerry
    Free Member

    All outdoor electrical works is notifiable to Local Area Building Authority and should be undertaken by a suitably qualified person. Also, suitable protection MUST be included in the design of the circuit.

    LED Floods are good and reasonably economical. Metal Halide floods are also very economical.

    Shibboleth
    Free Member

    Dogging is best performed in the dim glow of a car’s interior light. Barbecues and squirrel voyeurism is best performed in the environmentally irresponsible glow of metal halide it would appear.

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