I bought a silk tie especially for my sister's wedding, but now she's asking the men to wear the same colours. It's such a dilemma.
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First World Problems thread
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Posted 4 months ago #
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I've almost run out of black pepper.
I read that as "run out of black people". I was most distressed until I realised there's plenty of Poles to take their place.
Signed - NickGPosted 4 months ago # -
I got some mud splashed onto one of the reversing sensors of my pointlessly large 4x4, and now it beeps annoyingly. I’ll have to get out of the car and clean the offending part – how frustrating.
There are people who will do this for you you know
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This is a mtb forum and no one has added:
26 or 29?
120mm or 140/150mm?
FS or HT?
Helmets - should they be legally enforced?
Should I ride on a footpath?
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There are people who will do this for you you know
I know, but I wanted it done right then. I had to stop, take the car out of drive, get out of the car, determine which sensor had the mud globule on it, clean it, wipe my feet as I got back into the car, put it back into gear...it takes so much time.
I must have wasted very nearly a minute!
Posted 4 months ago # -
I've run out of fresh basil
I don't have any spare Maxtra filter cartridges for my kettle so my tea has scummy bits floating on the top
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Still or sparkling?
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One from Karl Lagerfeld a few years ago:
"I have nine houses, but I only need eight."
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I forgot to take the bread out the machine when it had finished earlier on and I've now got a pastrami sandwich made of slightly warm, slightly soggy bread for lunch.
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My cleaner keeps wiping down the silver candlesticks with a damp cloth which is making them tarnish.
I've run out of silver polish.
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I go to the gym Monday/Wednesday/Friday nights, but the other half has arranged for us to go out for a chinese with her friend tonight meaning I'll have to go to the gym tomorrow morning.
Buggered my whole weekend up.
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At some point I put the first three letters of my e-mail address in facebook and pressed enter rather that down then enter. now it has saved it and it comes up first so i have to press down twice. this is a classic example of a first world problem but does anyone know how i can amend it because it really is irritating the hell out of me.
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Sometimes I put two slices of bread into my Dualit toaster, but inadvertently leave it on the single slice setting, thereby ending up with one toasted slice and one slice of hot floppy bread.
PS - OP: point 1) Surely you poke the vent hole in with a biro? Perfect flow rate every time.
Posted 4 months ago # -
"I'm becoming increasing more angry every time I hear a documentary commentator describing events that have happened in the past in the present tense."
- he's sitting down, he's watching a documentary, he's listening to the present tense and he's getting angry.
Posted 4 months ago # -
My Bialetti Mokka fell into the washing up bowl and now all the accumulated oils have washed away.
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