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  • First world disaster
  • imnotverygood
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    The man tidying up the garden has just managed to cut through the Broadband, TV and telephone cables. Looks like I will gave to spend the evening making conversation with the wife. Anybody got any good topics?

    thestabiliser
    Free Member

    Coprolites

    yossarian
    Free Member

    Go out

    imnotverygood
    Full Member

    ^ we’ve been married for 20 years . Are you mad?

    skink2020
    Full Member

    9/11. Specifacally dustification.

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    You could talk about how you are going to get rid of the corpse of the man who cut through the cables.

    avdave2
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    Send wife into garden to hold cables together.

    piedidiformaggio
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    Ask your wife to do some ‘gentleman’s entertainment’ for you as the internet is broken and you can’t access it through normal channels

    grum
    Free Member

    Obesity crisis? Avalanche safety?

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