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  • First solo mountain bike night ride – Will I survive?
  • MulletusMaximus
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    Not sure whether to excited or scared. I really enjoy solo road riding so I guess I’ll feel the same. I can’t help thinking about ninja badgers wanting to knock me off and Blair Witch though. A large majority of the ride is through forest too. 😯

    Convince me I’ll be okay.

    Bregante
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    See this fella in the photo.

    He’s out there now.

    Waiting for it to get dark..

    woody2000
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    And this fella too….

    MulletusMaximus
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    If I get cold and happen to meet him I’ll kick him in the nads and steal his coat to keep warm. Those socks look warm too. 🙂

    muddyman
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    Dont worry its always the one at the back gets taken out first !!
    oh youl be alone wont you !! 😯

    wwaswas
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    red socks at night, ramblers delight.

    uselesshippy
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    That “scary” pic is ruined by the really cute dog In the background.
    🙂

    The first pic.

    organic355
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    sorry is this a solo ride in the daytime? if so MTFU

    if its a solo night ride, be afraid, be very afraid!!!

    MulletusMaximus
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    Opps. 😳

    Title changed to say night ride.

    organic355
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    and now i look daft! 😀

    DezB
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    Just keep looking straight ahead. Never.
    I repeat, NEVER look to the side of the trail.

    iDave
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    the last sound you hear will be the first sound they make….

    cinnamon_girl
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    Have fun Mulletus! Is that Coll.Woods? 😯

    Was riding over your way last week, twas good. 🙂

    brassneck
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    Just don’t go near the Scary Yew Tree in Collingbourne Woods.

    Really. Don’t.

    drofluf
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    Don’t worry, there’s nothing there at night that’s not there in the daytime. Just when it gets dark they wake up and they’re hungry!

    MulletusMaximus
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    Harewood forest, not Collingbourne.

    Interested to know about the scary Yew Tree. Where is it?

    Rubber_Buccaneer
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    Yes you will survive……..for about two months in a ditch with rodents gnawing on your flesh!

    Have fun 🙂

    derekrides
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    It’ll be fine..

    Right up until the moment, you’re out in quite deep snow, the dog mistakes the ice on a lake for grass, jumps in, can’t get out

    and your lights pack up.

    Or some scrotes have decided your favourite trail needs a big gap jump in it, start work, dig a big pit, don’t finish, so no kicker and the autumn leaves cover it up before you arrive, next thing you know the dogs licking your face trying to bring you to..

    oldgit
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    I think most people get murdered in broad daylight, I think.

    oldgit
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    And surely you must have ‘The local big cat’

    brassneck
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    Down at the end of the fire road as you head out toward Honey Bottom (and the cottage) – on the last bit of fireroad before it becomes bridleway..

    Here I think

    Candles, offerings hanging from the branches etc. They may very well be your friendly sort of pagan, but they are there regularly and it’d freak me out.

    Lovely ancient tree though, nice to visit in the daytime 🙂

    Rubber_Buccaneer
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    next thing you know the dogs licking your face trying to bring you to..

    What’s that Lassie, you say Mulletus Maximus has fallen off his bike in the woods? So you snogged him?

    brassneck
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    And surely you must have ‘The local big cat’

    Yup, heard of one of them too. Not seen it myself, but the normally rational Mrs B found what she thought to be a den/sleeping place not a million miles from the woods. Cosy nest for something big, with animal bones around it and scratched tree bark – and a strong smell not dissimilar to cat urine. Like that isn’t strong enough.

    She wouldn’t go back to it to show me where exactly, and wouldn’t let me night ride near it either.

    brassneck
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    BTW, what’s the riding like in Harewood? Any tips on where to park if I get the opportunity to pop over one day?

    buzz-lightyear
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    Everyone knows there are escaped big-cats and suchlike that hunt in the woods at night. Not to mention derelicts and assorted hungry characters looking for an easy meal. People go missing all the time.

    You’ll be alright if you don’t stop and never look back at whatever made that noise behind you.

    hammerite
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    You need to think of your self defence plan, you know just in case.

    I thought mine up when riding through the middle of town and getting a puncture in an undesirable area.

    Bright lights to the eyes, pump as an extendable baton, and CO2 for a nice freezing effect to your attackers eyes. If only I could react that quickly.

    MulletusMaximus
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    Know exactly where you mean Brassneck.

    Harewood Forest isn’t that good to be honest. A lot of it is private but there’s a nice bit of cheeky singletrack that links me nicely to Wherwell which is very close to where I live.

    MulletusMaximus
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    Yay, I survived and my conclusion is that solo night riding is ace.

    A couple of over the shoulder moments and one incident where I completely freaked when an Owl flew directly over my head from behind. It was only about a foot above me too. A pretty cool moment once I’d calmed down. 😀

    WillC9999
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    There is a bear living on Otley Chevin.

    oldgit
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    Hang on a cotton pickin moment there boy. Night ride! that was a late evening ride.

    MulletusMaximus
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    It was dark, therefore it was a night ride. 🙂

    oldgit
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    Hmmmm

    What do the rest of STW think? Night ride or late commute, plus too early for the assorted pervs to be ready.

    zippykona
    Full Member

    Personally I think he’s been bumped off and the axe murderers are using his phone.

    MulletusMaximus
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    I did see a couple of cars where they shouldn’t have been. One was empty with no steamed up windows and one was driving up a track which was full of yoofs looking like they were trying to find a place to smoke their special cigarettes.

    Jehosophat
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    Hmm, local-to-me content, I’m in Kings Worthy. Have walked plenty in Harewood Forest but not ridden there…

    I seem to have found sufficient “working from home” time for a daylight weekday ride recently but usually do plenty of solo night rides. Lots of Tawny owls about the local area – I’ve had plenty of close misses! The old “eyes in the headlights” routing can get the adrenaline pumping. Take a spare light (I generally use single-18650 cell cheapo chinese ones these days) – when I was using my Nukeproof light I had a few dead-light moments. Not fun.

    Didn’t realise there was a big cat legend around here too. Hants is pretty well down the list for such sightings. There were a lot near Ide Hill, Kent, where I’m originally from – some pretty compelling evidence too. Tell me more…

    MulletusMaximus
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    Nah, don’t need an extra light, I have an indestructible Lumin Liberator. One of Trouties finest. 😀

    elaineanne
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    doh your back then.. 😉 thort the dark nite Troll mite have grabbed hold of you and nudged you with his warty face…. 😉 :mrgreen:

    TheBrick
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    oldgit – Member
    I think most people get murdered in broad daylight, I think.

    but you’ll be different.

    themanfromdelmonte
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    Solo night ride, eh?

    Well………
    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBR2G-iI3-I[/video]
    😛

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