Meeting up with a lady tomorrow and I’m wondering which cafe / bar offers a wide range of quality hot chocolate drinks. Any help please?

Just when you think this place can’t get any more niche!

*desperately hopes “chocolate drinks” is not a euphemism *

Try Whittard

http://www.whittard.co.uk/m/locations

Willy Wonkers choclate factory, quality street,

Take her up the oxo tower

any use? http://www.timeout.com/london/food-and-drink/londons-best-hot-chocolates

Haha no it’s not a euphemism.

Thanks I’ll try Whittard’s but was hoping for something a little less mainstream.

You do know if you are given a location, there will be a dozen MAMILS on bikes waiting for you and your prospective date?
Live commentary and heckling will commence.

Cheers Andyl I’ve been looking at that list too. Wondering if anyone here had any first hand experience?

Oh no….you’re right matt. I’m exposing myself to all sorts of potential embarrassment. I’d just like to make it clear I’m not going to any one of those cafes in that Time Out list. None of them at all.

http://www.harrods.com/content/the-store/restaurants/cafe-godiva

http://www.hotelchocolat.com/uk/chocolate-shops/coventgarden

Going back years mid 80’s there used to be a niche cafe in earls court that was a hangout for writer and poets and it did great hot chocolate and with alcoholic twists, cannot for the life of me remember what it was called. Also seemed to be a lot of Kenny Everett lookalikes in biker clothes and Australians around that neck of the woods back then. 😯

http://www.choccywoccydoodah.com/locations/bar-du-chocolat.html

Paul Young does chocolate drinks but that might be mainly in the winter and the shops are small.
i know a fair bit about the london coffee ‘scene’ but I’m struggling to think of nice cafes that do proper chocolate (as i dont drinkk it)
beas of bloomsbury might? as might fortnums
looking at that list above konditor & cook might be a better bet as they are a cafe/shop whereas rococo/paul young are quite small.

this place in piccadilly evidently does godiva hot chocolate all year round
http://www.longitude08.co.uk

Artisan du Chocolat Westbourne Grove branch.

But seriously, just get back on Tinder.

Cheers guys. I have POF to thank for this. I have two choices now neither were mentioned above. One’s posh and the other not so much. I’ll post a review later 🙂 Has anyone actually met up after using Tinder?

What no paedo jokes yet?

What no paedo jokes yet?

Am I missing something?*

*Apart from not knowing a fair bit about the london coffee ‘scene’.

Was the chocolate thing your idea, or hers? If hers, expect a larger lass 🙂

She’s Italian. I know she likes chocolate drinks from our messaging. The venue’s my idea. I like coffee she likes choccie. She’s running late though. I got the sweat on a moment ago thinking she’d be ruthless and stand me up but she’s on her way…..I want to wee!

Good luck 🙂

Put your bloody phone away, and pretend to read a posh book.

He’s already knee deep in marshmallow.

Paedo joke? Proper 😆

It’s been 5 hours with no response, so can only assume she has killed him, and is drinking hot chocolate out of his skull.

do you want to call the police or shall I?

Or they may be licking chocolate off each others intimate places…..

You guys are always so negative!

No, no. There can be no other explanation that she was a nutbag, and is currently sawing his feet off to stick in the freezer.

I would, if I may, read a poem for a our fallen comrade, RAGGATIP.

Ey ey ba day ba wadladie day
Ay um ba day
Ba day ba wadladie day
Ey ey ba day ba wadladie day
Ay um ba da- ay um ba da-da-da-da wadladie day!

Ey ey ba day ba wadladie day
Ay um ba day
Ba day ba wadladie day
Ey ey ba day ba wadladie day
Ay um ba da- ay um ba da-da-da-da wadladie day one!

Im guessing she left quickly. A bloke showing up in Hope shorts calling hr ‘chief’ thinking thats cool didnt wash.

Either that or looking pale and wearing Next fashion.

What is your obsession with everyone on STW, bar yourself of course, being unable to deal/interact with the opposite sex, Hora?

be fair he thinks we cannot interact with anyone not just the …you know those ones with the front bumps them erm what do you call them ….runs off giggling /wetting himself

For the 2nd date?

Jamie ever met a STWer who oozes mansexuality or you wanted to be their best friend/your balls tingled?

Pook lent me some gloves once. I think something tingled then.

Jamie – Freeloader! But we still like him
No, no. There can be no other explanation that she was a nutbag, and is currently sawing his feet off to stick in the freezer.

I would, if I may, read a poem for a our fallen comrade, RAGGATIP.

Ey ey ba day ba wadladie day
Ay um ba day
Ba day ba wadladie day
Ey ey ba day ba wadladie day
Ay um ba da- ay um ba da-da-da-da wadladie day!

Ey ey ba day ba wadladie day
Ay um ba day
Ba day ba wadladie day
Ey ey ba day ba wadladie day
Ay um ba da- ay um ba da-da-da-da wadladie day one!

F*ckin’ LOLcano

Jamie ever met a STWer who oozes mansexuality or you wanted to be their best friend/your balls tingled?

It’s things like this that make me scared of the internet, and the outskirts of Manchester.

I have to confess to never having fallen in love on a STW ride nor had any experience [ beyond poor line choice/saddle too high] that made my balls tingle

That was some poor line choice then….
I have been a bit too far back off the saddle and made contact a couple of times, but that is what a good chamois if for…

Cheers Jamie thanks for your poem haha. Well it went ok. Her breath stank a bit though. So I took her to Said to get a strawberry sundae. Couldn’t find any hot chocolate as I think it’s off season. Don’t think I’ll be seeing her again though as I didn’t get that feeling in my ballbags oh, and the stinky breaaath. The search continues….

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