lads who buy bikes and sell them after 1 or 2 rides! what’s that all about??? 4 words ‘demo the bike first’

Incorrect spelling!

drapper – Member

lads who buy bikes and sell them after 1 or 2 rides! what’s that all about??? 4 words ‘demo the bike first’

Means more cheap second hand bikes for the rest of us. Long may they continue.

hahaha touché!

@honourablegeorge you know what you might be onto something there…..

people who get annoyed by, or are even interested in, stuff that is none of their business

….mostly people who annoy me the mostestest

people who constantly go on about the weather.

when your mum doesn’t shower before she comes over.

Haha comedy gold

…this awful sunshine.

people who get annoyed by, or are even interested in, stuff that is none of their business

Can I make an exception here for Linkedin?

Cockwipes who post little aspirational articles like “5 ways to be a top cockwipe” “5 steps to getting your Cloud project approved by cockwipes”

And before you get upset, the “ock” is a substitute for 3 far more offensive letters.

…? Rhetorical questions.

Woefully inept CGI monsters in films.

…in the morning?

…people who finish other people’s sentences.

……..Condescending bell ends on sales threads

Ellipses overuse.

I struggle with long sentences but “idiots whining on forums”?

…cynic-al

😛

😎

people adding to missing/injured rider threads with “should have had some id”, “Shouldn’t have been riding that” etc.

Fit riders with no skills…you know the ones when you’re doing a race/event, they pass you on the climbs, next thing you’re stuck behind them on the descents wondering what is wrong with them. You manage to get past them and then it all starts again on the next climb/descent!!! FFS 😡

People who get annoyed by people who get annoyed by, or are even interested in, stuff that is none of their business.

…people who use more than three dots in an ellipsis.

Fit riders with no skills…you know the ones when you’re doing a race/event, they pass you on the climbs, next thing you’re stuck behind them on the descents wondering what is wrong with them. You manage to get past them and then it all starts again on the next climb/descent!!! FFS

You mean roadies.

Half finished sentences.

Niche zealots.

people adding to missing/injured rider threads with “should have had some id”, “Shouldn’t have been riding that” etc.

Should of , surely? 😕

Half questions on a forum topic headline (followed by) ……………

Spelling and grammar hitlers!

Being so quiet/bored in work… that I am replying to your question

……..Condescending bell ends on sales threads

Ahh Amos how did you make the link?

People who ask me to “speak to” a topic, rather than “speak about” it.

“reaching out”. No, what you’ve done there is “sent an email”.

Intolerant people. And the Dutch.

When the wireless signal at work is so poor that I’ve finished my poo before the STW forum has even loaded properly.

where to begin????

Oooooh now, let me see…

People who assume that roadies are some kind of skill-less VO2 max junkies.
The idea that rotating weight is somehow more important than weight anywhere else.
Those folk who ‘need’ to drink a litre of fluid every hour while knobbing about on a mountain bike.
Pushing uphill.
Baggies on a road bike.
Those who think a lack of salt is the cause of their cramp; you’re just not fit enough.
The uniform; after lightening your bike piece by piece, you go out and ride about with a Camelbak the size of a suitcase with tons of crap in it, wearing big baggy pants!
Those same baggy wearing types who can’t understand that in winter, those shorts will leave you chilly.
Peaks on helmets.
Helmets generally.
Helmets that have funny spaced vents so your sunglasses don’t fit it.
Knee pads for bimbling.
Road riding fools who wear windproof longsleeve jackets and tights on days when the temp is 17 degrees. And long finger gloves..
Paying loads for a bike fit.
Custom frames that come with adjustable seatposts and adustable stems; custom should mean some commitment or buy off the peg!
Those silly big clown shoes that people wear to help them stick to the pedals with spikes in because they don’t want to be clipped in….
Fixyriding sisters jean wearing fools in cities, get some brakes.

That’s probably enough for now.

People who don’t indicate.
People who won’t admit when they’re wrong.
Arrogant or just plain rude people.

CaptainFlashheart – Member
People who ask me to “speak to” a topic, rather than “speak about” it.

You may not like it but it’s not necessarily incorrect.