miss congeniality 2…
bridesmaids 😥

i’ll admit that some of the films i have seen have been so bad they have been brilliant but those 2 were just wasted life!

I thought Bridesmaids was great.

However;

Tomb Raider
Kill Bill

The Exorcist. I missed a maths lecture to go and see that. It was rubbish. The lecture would have been more interesting (and far more frightening).

Animal Farm.

No, not the George Orwell adaptation.

Terminator Genysis

The human centipede (boxset ;))

Armageddon
The Devil Wears Prada

The Exorcist when I was 10 years old. Didn’t sleep for a week.
Salem’s Lot when I was 11 years old. See above.

Snake Eyes. Nicholas Cage stole 2 hours of my life.
Wings of the Apache. See above.

Avatar – utter sh1te

Pixels, unbelievably sh1te

Inspector Gadget

Hot Tub Time Machine 2, lasted ten minutes and turned it off.

Elf.

Elf is awesome!

+1 love Elf!

GI Joe
Armageddon

(Mrs S has a thing about Bruce Willis, I get to see some unremitting dross as a result).

Nicholas Cage stole 2 hours of my life.

Hardly surprising.

I was 8 and we were moving house. My parents we still up packing and I couldn’t sleep. I cam through to the main room to witness Xenomorphs crashing through the ceiling.

Seven with Brad Pitt..

Bloody horrible film.. disturbed me for years after that..

Shouldn’t as in wish you hadn’t / shite, or you shouldn’t have been allowed as too young etc?

The latter – The Omen, around 9 or 10 I think. A kid had one of those rare video recorder things and we went round to watch that. Was Betamax too! Good film though, but at the time we just flicked through to the scary bits.

We got shown 1984 at school which was a bit disturbing at the time and sure we were under age for the rating.

Wish I hadn’t… Highlander 2!

Robocop. It’s a great film, it’s just, we got shown it in class at primary school when I was about 12.

The Godfather. I’ve seen worse films but I’ve not seen any boringier films. At least with bad films you’ll usually get a laugh.

Original Gangsters.
88 Minutes.

Cool as Ice starring Vanilla Ice.

Even the tagline makes no sense;

When a girl has a heart of stone, there’s only one way to melt it. Just add Ice.

American Werewolf in London.

Its not a comedy if you are 8yrs old.

I still cant watch it now, terrifies me.

Interstellar – just painful.

Seven with Brad Pitt.

awesome film but I understand it disturbing some people

fifty shades of grey.

well, some of it. quite why, I don’t know.

Burn after reading…Utter drivel

Enter The Void.

I was taken to see it by a friend who loved Irreversible (which I hadn’t seen). I found it extremely boring, about an hour too long, and it made my eyes hurt.

Mamma f***ing Mia. Mrs_D was given it as a xmas present one year. What a pile of cack. Pierce Brosnan has a worse singing voice than me, and that’s saying something 🙄

I never did like ABBA anyway

jon1973 – Member

When a girl has a heart of stone, there’s only one way to melt it. Just add Ice.

That’s not melting it, that’s freeze-thaw erosion.

Solaris: What a load of navel gazing, faux intellectual, drippy-arsed rubbish

Margaret with Anna Paquin.

Never before, in the history of cinema, has such an obnoxious character been allowed to afflict a mass audience for a couple of hours to such a painful degree.

It must never be allowed to happen again.

My mates parents home movie when we were around 12-13.

Watching his mum and dad at it was a fairly strange experience. But not half as strange as his insistence that we watch it again and again, basically anytime there was nothing better to do his first suggestion would be “Let’s watch my dads film”.

Solaris: What a load of navel gazing, faux intellectual, drippy-arsed rubbish

Which? The George Clooney remake? Or the Tarkovsky original? Tarkovsky is a genius.

Another vote for Se7en most unpleasant

Solaris! I’d forgotten about that.

The missus won tickets to see it from the local paper. A week after I was in the pub and an old school friend of mine, that worked at the afore mentioned paper, came up to me and apologised.

Closet Land – A more disturbing film I’ve yet to see. Alan Rickman is superb in it though.

If we’re talking shouldn’t have watched as it was drivel….recently,

Pirahna 3DD
American Pie – the *something* mile.

Not so recently

Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
The 3 bloated Hobbit films
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

Films that freaked me out…

Watched Robocop at a mates house while still in junior school, so maybe 10 years old – felt very ill during the scene where he gets shot to bits before being Robocop-ified.

The Fly round at a mate’s house, which required a walk through a dark alley to get back home. My sprint record from my house to his was 32 seconds, but I think I beat it that night….

stumpy01 – Member
Watched Robocop at a mates house while still in junior school, so maybe 10 years old – felt very ill during the scene where he gets shot to bits before being Robocop-ified.

And that’s considering it was likely the cut version. I find the scene funny now, even the full uncut one. The whole film is mocking violence and attitudes towards it. The stuff is just relentless.