Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus trailer here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o.
And if you're over 32 then yes that's Debbie Gibson American teen popstar bird from the 80's.
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Films that deserve the title "waste of electricity & oxygen"
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Naked Lunch is the worst film ever. The only film I've ever fallen asleep to in the cinema - so not a complete waste of time I suppose.
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bassspine - Member
"I strongly disagree with the triple posted opinion - 2001 is one of the best films ever".Ho hum, each to their own. Sorry about the triple posting (STW gremlins), I only saw it once and that was more than enough.
Another nomination is Snakes on a Plane, although it can be classic comedy if you have a few beers beforehand.
Speaking of classic comedy, Meet the Spartans isn't. Dire, just dire.
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Anything by The Asylum:
http://www.imdb.com/company/co0043571/Truely, whilst persuing movies to watch, I check if it's in this list.
Still, thier ripoff of famous titles has some amusement factor..
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perusing even
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Pret a porter
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Blair Witch Project was pretty awful, but nothing is quite as bad as Showgirls.
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+1 Blair Witch Project
WindtalkersPosted 2 years ago # -
The Missus was out last night so i enjoyed a few cans of pear cider and sat down to watch a couple of horror movies - Screamers: the hunting - **** me it was total utter garbage. T'other one was an oldie and a goodie - Hellraiser
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Titanic - BOLLOX of the highest order.
It's a disaster FFS... There's no love story there. People die. Lots of people.
2001 was a superb film.
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peteimpreza - Member
Anything by Woody Allen
Anything from Matchpoint onwards. Hes a demi-God before that.
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+1 titanic
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Sideways - thank god I only saw it on DVD - ejected halfway though.
DaVinci code/Angels and Demons - didn't see, but the books were poor IMO so the film couldn't have been up to much.
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99.9% of mainstream Hollywood output.
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Any "re-imagining" of a half decent film from back in the day. John Carpenter's version of "The Thing" aside, I can't think of any that have been worth the effort of focusing my eyes.
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Not quite a total waste but The Blues Brothers...hadn't seen it but heard lot about it...finally watched it and wondered what all the fuss was about...
Seconded. Over rated garbage.
Other than that, anything with Steve Martin in it. Whoever thought he was even good enough to clean Peter Sellers' shoes should have been shot for putting him in the Pink Panther remake..... THEN doing another one.
Sellers = Legend
Martin = Leg end.Posted 2 years ago # -
anything with Steve Martin in it
Take it you've never seen "The Man With Two Brains" then Pete!
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Quantum Of Solace.....
WTF was all that about?
Definately 2 hours lost and never to be regained.
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oops.
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Open Water - just utter rubbish, nothing happens
Twilight - GF asked me to go and see it with her. Fell asleep.
Elf - awful, awful, awful, awful, awf...
Blair Witch Project - just crap
Mega Shark vs...on the other hand this looks so bad its good (theres a lot of films in that category!):-)
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Stealth - best thing about it was Jessica Biel - probably one of the only movies I've seen that would have been better if I'd have muted the sound.
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I quite enjoyed Quantum of Solace. Think that CR and QoS are still trying to reinvent Bond, and the storylines will flow a bit more in the forthcoming films
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Open Water - just utter rubbish, nothing happens
not actually watched it then?Posted 2 years ago # -
Open Water - just utter rubbish, nothing happens
not actually watched it then?Nothing does happen in it though! It's utterly, utterly crap...and somehow they've managed to release a sequel to it!
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Nothing does happen in it though!
I don't particularly like it, but to say 'nothing happens in it' is quite ridiculous. Certainly something happened on the screen when I watched it. Maybe people don't know where the 'on' button on the TV is?Posted 2 years ago # -
OK, I'll rephrase to:
Nothing even remotely interesting happens in it though!
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that's better.
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Take it you've never seen "The Man With Two Brains" then Pete!
I just can't abide the man. I don't go anywhere near anything he's in any more. Wooden, lame, rubbish. I can act better than him. And Kevin Costner. And possibly Keanu Reeves as well, but that's not hard.
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I'll second AI, I wanted to leave the cinema so much.
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Now I know it was a chick flick but at the mention of lebian cheerleaders I let the wife put on 'Dr T and the Women' .... a part of me died inside during that movie and I will never watch anything with that clown Richard Gere in ever ever again.
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I just can't abide the man.
Fair enough, but if you rate Airplane or Naked Gun then you need to watch that film!
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any film by m night shamaylahanananaaman.i cannot abide his drivel!!!
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we were soldiers
what a pile of we-love-the-US pish
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The big lebowski
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- My House in Umbria - tiresome.
- Death Race - how dumb and repetitive can something get?
- Good Luck Chuck - simply not funny, and with no other redeeming features
- Appaloosa - so promising, but easily the worst of the recent crop of westerns. Flat, tired and with the most undramatic, banal fighting imaginable.It's interesting to see what people's hates are.
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