Ring the police, they come mob handed and dont usually get prosecuted for hitting people as its self defence, normal plebs do.
"Cool club officer"
"It's not a club, son. It's a baton"
"What do you do with it?"
"We club people"
No way would I intervene in a fight involving ten people, or whatever the amount in the OP was.
Obviously call the Police though, which I presume you did. Contrary to what some people think they take this stuff very seriously in my experience.
Am I the only one who always feels slightly sorry for people who get lambasted for standing by and doing nothing?
Ten people or three people, I can't honestly say I'm sure I'd be keen to start getting involved in random brawls in the street if I saw one.
Mate of mine (mad German bloke) competes at internationally level at full contact jousting
That needs to be in the next Olympics!
Then get the sword and raise it above your head and shout by the power of... (Depending on your age you might say thunder, thunder thunder! Stw'ers hoooo?)
Don't forget to aim the swords at the neighbours cat (battle cat from He-man in case animal rights people start moaning.)
I'm afraid I'm one of those people who try to help, I can't help it - even though I'm a smallish elderly woman.
I think in this case: call Police, at the same time open the window and shout out (I'm quite well-spoken) "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
As to swords: what's wrong with that? I have a swordstick in my car, a small axe, small xbow and long walking stick in my home.
... you mean you don't?
Call the police if you are concerned.
Do we know if the OP called the polis yet?
I've intervened when the odds were 2 against one, nothing actually happened as soon as i showed an interest in why two fellas were kicking the crap out of a man that was obviously no longer able to defend himself they scarpered.
Given the 10:1 odds i would have called the police on the way in and let them know that the police were called, possibly from the safety of the upstairs window (I'm no batman). My interest wouldn't primarily be to catch the offenders but to get them to stop beating up on the one fella.
Frankenstein was it not by the power of greyskull?
Thundercats was just thundercats hoooooooooooo!
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