just saw this on musicradar forum thread (WARNING CONTAINS VERY RUDE WORDS JUVENILE HUMOUR E.T.C 😳 😮 😕 😡 http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

have seen a few threads about this book (is this anything like the book ❓ 😐

According to my wife who’s just finishing the 3rd book, they’re not quite that bad (after I read her a few randomly generated paragraphs).

They did make us giggle though.

I’ve only read part of the first book but I thought it was hilarious, in a Dan Brown sort of way. Terribly written but very well targeted at a specific market.

“now, I’ve seen more helmets than Hitler…”

Profound.

You’d be better off just reading the reviews.

http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/340987215

“like a manatee in yoga pants” that’ll keep me laughing all afternoon

it was time to start shoving my fart valve. Is now the time to tell him I really need to crown a colon cobra,

childish, juvenile, immature – love it

He reached for my bald-man in a boat has me giggling like a 5 year old.

Surely that kind of language isn’t erotic to people though??

Reminds me of the epic pornolizer.

Which reminds me….I must look that up again! 🙂

Seems to produce a better standard of English than the real book (according to my GF, I’ve not read it obviously 😉 ).

trembling like a rat on acid. fantastic.

Some gems
‘sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot.’
‘ quivering like Michael J. Fox licking a car battery’