I can't help feeling that there's a provincial Yates Wine Lodge where they're missing your epic 'bant' right now. Why don't you slip on a polyester replica strip emblazoned with the logo of an obscure Korean dishwasher manufacturer and go join them?
No idea what you're on about – don't own a replica strip, never set foot in yates wine lodge – you seem to know far more about that world than I do.
– like everyone else who just doesn't agree with you? if i was bovvered, i'd be hurt, but i'm not, so i'm not
Perhaps he meant to call them the biggest herd in the world
second only to the bleating of the "waaah waah i don't like football" sheep