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Female GP Advice needed - Doctors surgery etiqutte
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Posted 1 year ago #
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She may be married.
If your job entailed you sticking your finger up half a dozen diseased bottom holes everyday would you wear a ring to work?
HTH
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grab yer coat sweetpea youve pulled.
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Book an appointment and say 'well doctor, I've got this itch...'
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Poke her on facebook.
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If you haven't greased your stanchions for a while, you might find that you'll need to give the nipples a tweak first
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Sorry.....wrong thread
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Lol.. epic cross-posting fail Tinners
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But still, sage advice
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I read the title and didn't dare hope!
Has anyone suggested the rohipoccino yet?
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No ring on her finger, blushing of cheeks, lots of smiling and flirtatious flicking of hair....Anywhere else I wouldn't have hesitated asking
She can only say no. Word it subtly with a obvious get out. IF she accepts a drink, change Surgery's immediately without question.
Why ask? Its obvious FFS. Where do you think Doctors meet their partners? Barn Dances? Tesco's?
Most hospital Doctors enjoy Nurses on the job anyway probably
Plus, shouldn't she be more worried that you are socially inept than a patient?
Posted 1 year ago # -
woody2000:
If you can, come up with a ruse to show her your massive penis (if you have one).
That's my one and only strategy I'm afraid
What? Showing ladies Houns' penis?
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brainwave!!Piccolax. Need I say more?
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A RohipoPiccoccino
Is that the drug of choice for scat lovers
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Do not accept dating advice from Hora
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No ring on her finger
is that not the start of a Dirty Sanchez.....Stinky Hitler, ****Lip, Hardy Delight, The Edmond, or Frosty Mustache?
IGMC.....
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Hospital doctors theoretically are not allowed to wear rings on fingers for hygene reasons.... not sure if it applies to GP's too though.
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Learn to breakdance. Then go into the surgery pretending to be ill. When you get in her room alone, switch on your ghetto blaster and bust some decent shapes. Doesn't have to be breakdancing - northern soul or jiving will probably have the same effect.
The hucklebuck and that dance Racey did to lay your love on me probably won't work so well though.
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FunkyDunc - Member
Hospital doctors theoretically are not allowed to wear rings on fingers for hygene reasons.... not sure if it applies to GP's too though.This doesn't apply to a "plian weddign band" though.
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"Most hospital Doctors enjoy Nurses on the job anyway probably"
How very dare you!Posted 1 year ago # -
this has as much potential to last as long a time as the 'asking the girl in the gym out' thread.
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If you want a female perspective this whole thread gives me the creeps.
Poor lassie stuck in an office alone with some guy leering at her, no wonder she is uncomfortable. Lots of chances for "mixed signals" there, what you describe sounds more to me like you are making her nervous.
And do you think you are the first patient to get a crush on their doctor ?
Make another appointment, if she keeps the intercom on or asks if you would mind a student "observing" then there is your answer...
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what you describe sounds more to me like you are making her nervous.
You do realise thats as close to foreplay as most STW regulars would get?
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At best she'll turn you down and make sure that the reception staff never book an appt between you & her again, at worst they'll throw you off the practice list.
Hopefully she has enough professionalism to say no.
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ask her. all the (female) doctors i know are desperatley waiting for someone to ask them but painfully awkward about speaking to men. so it never happens.
or someone already did and they are attached.
Posted 1 year ago # -
not sure if 'bottled it' is the right phrase after riding at 30% effort in -10 to -15 for 5 and a half hours.
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ball bags, wrong window.
my advice for this window is... book an appointment with her every mnorning for a week. take in freshly brewed coffee and croissants.
keep doing it.
i once had an odd situation with an optician who gave me some interesting chat/signs and then had to get about an inch off lip to lip while looking at my eyes. never had an eye appointment quite like it.
but i couldnt be sure i wasnt projecting... so i walked out (uncomfortably
) without doing anything.
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If you want a female perspective this whole thread gives me the creeps.
Think you're a being little over-sensitive there. Assuming the Dr isn't a 14 year old girl she's unlikely to be intimmidated by patient with a crush.
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or a STALKER...
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this has as much potential to last as long a time as the 'asking the girl in the gym out' thread.
Oh I hope so.
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Oh I hope so.
I have already cancelled my weekend plans in anticipation.
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This is going to run way beyond the weekend. Cancel your holiday plans - all of them.
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What you want to do is get a lycra bodysuit made up (inc. head covering) with a woman in a bikini on the body and her face on the head, with eye and mouth holes for you so you're looking out of her face. Then go back and stand there proper staring at her, while pumping a heavy weight.
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Sorry, don't know what came over me there, had a flashback to the "girl in gym" thread.
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Some good advice coming so far....
Tracknicko that also happened to me at the opticians (not the interesting chat/signs part though sadly) When her lips are that close to you it takes every ounce of will power and thoughts of your Gran naked to stop reaching forward to kiss.....It's like being at Peppermint Hippo, when one of the dancers thrust a nipple mm's away from your mouth (allegedly), it's cruel I tell thee
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This thread also has some of the best mis-post action I've seen recently as well
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When her lips are that close to you it takes every ounce of will power and thoughts of your Gran naked to stop reaching forward to kiss....
Yeah, ok you've fallen into a level now where I think hels might be right.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Ask her "Does this damp rag smell like chloroform to you"
Never failed with me yet, I always get my end away.
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Aye, and I am withdrawing all my previous postings on the wearing of hijabs. We should ALL wear them all the time and stop torturing those poor defenceless men who have no control over themselves....
What is the address of the Docs surgery in question and I will arrange to get a few sent over, that should deal with the problem !!
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