miketually – Member
Last night a transvestite accused me of being a Polish secret policeman, in a bar in Newcastle. I then watched a fat Mancunian play a Proclaimers song on a shovel, while jets of flames shot up behind him.

You are a very very odd man.

Last night I stayed up until gone 1 posting on here.

So there losers!

i bet your of the age where you forward emails to all your friends and family aren’t you….. *shudders*

Ah, you’ve met my Dad then.

my 48 year old mum has finally stopped forwarding crap forwards… and has adopted sayings such as “fo shizzle blud”

i’m not sure what i prefer?!

my 48 year old mum has finally stopped forwarding crap forwards

I’m 44 and it’s comments like this that make me feel really old…

Your only as old as the women you feel… Dad what’s your Mum up to later?

Possibly the wrongest thing I’ll ever type.

i like being a old, miserable, grumpy grandad………… 8)

Your only as old as the women you feel… Dad what’s your Mum up to later?

Possibly the wrongest thing I’ll ever type.

ragging her new biker husband senseless i imagine… although she’s open minded and might appreciate an extra contender in the bedroom olympics.

careful of her bad back though son.

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Emsz – I’m taking my wife to see Harry Potter for her birthday on Saturday – does that mean we’re still down with you kids…? (though I suspect that my very use of that phrase proves not…)