I’ve just upset the pup, he’d been having his usual mad hour with the kids in the garden after school. I got home to a dog who just couldn’t settle or cool off. I sacked his walk off and cracked out the hose. He didn’t like it one bit but I’m sure it did more good than harm!

You spaffed over him?

Harsh.

If only it was “hose like”

There’s only one way to show him how much you love him today. **** in his water bowl.