I hate fine weather because of what it does to the neighbours (all of them!)
They open their windows and share their foul music with me
They let their incessantly barking dogs out
They let their screaming kids out
They take their shirts off and expose their disgusting, pasty, tattooed and pierced flabby torsos
They tinker with car and van engines, which seems to require insane levels of revving to “test” whatever minor adjustment they have just made
They get out their strimmers, Karchers, Kangos and jackhammers and start readjusting the universe to their liking
They converse loudly with each other in coarse, uneducated accents, about football and other bollocks
They start incinerating vast quantities of cheap, BSE-infected meat, producing huge clouds of toxic smoke.
Roll on winter I say 🙂
