Homer – I’m sick and tired of walking on eggshells.
Marge – Well stop throwing them on the floor then.

Smithers…

Release the Hounds!

“We’re here to bring you back to the one true faith: the Western Branch of American Reform Presbylutheranism.” Rev Lovejoy

‘Shake harder boy’

[video]http://youtu.be/roKCZfE9JJ4[/video]

Still use this when I cock up at the simplest DIY task;

[video]http://youtu.be/_OnNzmfv9pQ?t=10s[/video]

Homer:- It does the impossible, it sucks and it blows at the same time.

chamley – Member

Leonard Nimoy: “A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on.”

“But you didn’t do anything Mr Nimoy”
“Didn’t IIIIII?”

There’s a bunch of simpsons one liners that my little brother and I have adopted into our personal language, a simpsons quote says a thousand words.

“You’ll have to speak up I’m wearing a towel”
Good for when answering the phone.

Bart: “Millhouse likes you”
Lisa:”Millhouse likes Vaseline on toast”

Am I the only person who has never watched an episode of The Simpsons?

I don’t know, the Sentinelese islanders probably haven’t seen it either.

I think it’s interesting that I’ve not watched an episode of The Simpsons in years and yet knew most of those quetes. Is it not as quotable / funny any more, or is it just that no-one else here is watching the newer series either?

I think season 12 is when it started to go down hill for me. I’ve got all the box sets up to that point. I watched one of the very latest episodes the other day. Barely raised a smile.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSJQEl5vcAo[/video]

Louie: Troy McClure!? You said he was dead!
Fat Tony: No, what I said is that he sleeps with the fishes! You see…
Louie: Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo.

[video]http://youtu.be/yZUKEVU-TwM[/video]

“Bonjour you Cheese eating surrender monkeys” as said by Grounds keeper Willy.

“Scum freezbag!”

[video]http://youtu.be/6vxHkAQRQUQ[/video]

Moe: “Power off Einstein” when he brains Homer with a plank

Two of my favourites in one scene.

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?

Homer: New glasses?

Marge: No…he looks like something might be disturbing him.

Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.

Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart’s activities, but then I’d be afraid of smothering him.

Homer: Yeah, and then we’d get the chair.

Marge: That’s not what I meant.

Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.

Homer reads “Uruguay”

Laughs. ” U R Gay”

Save me jeebus

homer answers door in nothing buta brown paper bag.
“I seem to have misplaced my pants”

Almost Simpsons:

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Captain’s journal. Stardate: uhhh…
Kif Kroker: [sigh] April 13.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: April 13… point two.

And my favourite:

Captain Zapp Brannigan: As you know, the key to victory is the element of surprise. Surprise!
[pushes button, bay doors open under soldiers]

Homer: What’s the problem here?
Lisa: We were fighting over which one of us loves you more.
Homer: You were? Aww… Go ahead.
Bart: You love him more.
Lisa: No, you do!
Bart: No I don’t!
Lisa: Yes you do!

This thread really made me laugh this morning 🙂

When asked if he’s going bowling…

“[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h92VmePl6IU[/video]

Very useful when “mystery” packages arrive, or you get caught sneaking out in your riding clothes!

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vbI-P6mFbg[/video]

Mr Burns – “Boweling?!”

Inspector going in to Moes “Man alive! There’s Men alive in here”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbDlHW5aAC0

And from the same episode:

Bart: I can’t help but feel partly responsible

and

Homer: Dear baby, welcome to dumpville, population, you.

If you’re happy and you know it, say a swear. Ralph: Mitten.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNZmqtzoYaY[/video]

About 1.20 when describing ‘the boy’. Always make me larf.

[video]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zd3LjSHjg80[/video]

Susie – Member

Bart: I can’t help but feel partly responsible

I use that all the time 😆

Lisa. “This is the worst day of my life”.

Homer. “No Lisa, this is the worst day of your life so far“.

Guatemalan insanity peppers
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdfk17EKGa0[/video]

Homer and Lisa walk into a New Age shop…

“do you have something to stop my daughter complaining?”
“What’s keeping Joan Rivers alive these days? Fetal grindings.”

A different episode:

Willie (startled by seeing Homer and Bart): Eee! I mean Aah! I mean… what are you doing here?!

Homer: Umm… we’re.. foreign exchange students from… Scotland.

Willie: I’m from Scotland! Where do ya hail from?

Homer: Uh, North… Kilt-town.

Willie: No foolin’? I’m from North Kilttown! Do ya know Angus McLeod?

Homer: Wait a minute! There’s no Angus McLeod in North Kilttown! You’re not from Scotland at all!

Willie: Ah, don’t be daft. I was born and raised in… [notices the vacuum sucking up the grease] MY RETIREMENT GREASE! NOOOOOOOOO!

Embiggen is a perfectly cromulent word.

Masterpiece.

The Springfield civil War re-enactment society announcer:
‘The civil war was fought in Springfield between the North, the South and the West to be in, out and next to the union’.

Mr. Burns: I should be resisting this, but I’m paralyzed with rage… and island rhythms.

@coogan.

The new woman at work episode as to be the best Simpsons one ever !

Homer:

“Oh yeah, drugs, you gotta have drugs”