I wouldn't employ any baldies – they make the place look old and past it.
Excessively thin people and anorexics are out – they just don't look healthy and give a bad impression, as does anyone with a visible birth mark.
The disabled make people feel guilty, so none of THEM, old people make others think of their own mortality, so no thanks and, sorry, but anyone who isn't white clashes horribly with the new furniture. So goodbye.
Women tend to give birth, so no females of childbearing age, no poor people because they talk funny and no one with an outdoorsy type hobby, they might just hurt themselves, and then where would we be!
Not nice, prejudice. Especially when it's being directed against you.
As someone who is pastry positive, I sometimes wonder about the people on here: Perhaps we could have a sticky telling us which prejudices are acceptable each week, just to give the mindless an idea who to hate, and desperate newbies an easy place to dive in.