Hmm, odd that we went from farting in aircraft to farting in lifts.
I was at some airport, and was on the third floor waiting foe the lift to take me to the ground floor. Lift arrives, chap gets out, I get in, doors close.
Then it hits me. A real thick stomach churning gagger of a stench. But worse was to come.
The lift reached the ground floor, doors opened, and I was met by hoards of luggage trolley pushing passengers all clambering to get in. I made very slow progress against the traffic, with all of the passengers now eyeing me with repugnant disgust.