well isnt Elfin so great for getting away with it.
good on you Elfin for stealing.
Im glad you feel so smug for stealing from someone and getting away with it.
I was about fourteen or fifteen. Shoplifting was a bit of a 'phase' I went through; I did it for the buzz more than anything.
As for 'feeling smug'; as a kid I spose I did feel a sense of 'power' having got one over the two big guards. Probbly something to do with the natural rebelliousness of yute, the wanting to show authority I coon't be controlled, that sort of thing. Y'know, the kind of thing most kids go through...
What I won't do, is feel guilty nearly 25 years later about something I did as a misguided, misdirected yute. Cos it's done, no going back now and undoing it, is there? And why waste energy and emotion feeling full of guilt, if I don't need to? In the past, done, dusted.
I'm sure it's of no interest to you, but you've just lost a lot of my respect.
Whatever. If you want to judge me by mistakes I made twenty five years ago, up to you I spose.
I don't think he's off on a spree this afternoon though is he..!?
he's barely capable of riding a pushbike these days.. let alone evading capture in a busy high street..
I'd mess meself if I even thought about shoplifting these days. My bottle went many years ago. As for the fare-evasion thing; well there were times when I just coon't afford the fare to get to college or wherever, and me bike weren't working/had bin nicked, so I bunked the fare. Hardly a crime in the same league as the Brinks Mat Robbery...
London Transport seems to still be running (and making a profit too!) in spite of my attempts to bring it to it's financial knees...
our usual trick was to go in mob handed and help ourselves to armfuls.. there would be so many of us it was like someone had emptied a bucket of psychotic rats into the shop..
Ah, 'Steaming'. I always operated alone, far more effective, individually speaking. In fact, I only ever got propperly caught once, and only chased about two or three times. Which, considering how prolific I was, was pretty remarkable considering.
Oh and I've paid for other people's tickets when they've had no money, given people a bit of change in a supermarket when they've bin a few pence short, that sort of thing. Am I redeemed?
Or doomed to be forever condemned by the Self Righteous Never Done Nuffink Wrong Me Whole Life Honest To God Guv Brigade?
*Sigh*