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I was going to reply that the Queen of Sweden needs a high-class bike … so have you abdicated then?

An IF surely is a bike for life? Keep checking out the Classifieds, frames do come up. At 5'5" (same as me) mens bikes can be fine.

in the last pic i thought trace had a prince albert 😯

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No but just been talking to a few buddys out on a ride earlier and the prognosis is that I may as well sell the if and get her an onone that fits for £125 and then if she doesn't enjoy it or find the time to ride I'll just sell that as well end then um. What was the point of this again. Oh yeah. Not to spend any money as I have all the bits to build a full bike except brakes so maybe I will let her try the if and uumm?

That frame is definitely not a good fit i'd say, too big. The jeans however are as near a fit as perfect 😯

Reports from a gynaecologist, endocrinologist, psychologist, an internal medicine specialist and an expert on gender have had a look at her and cant decide if she may have once been a man and if she reads this, I will no longer be one.

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That frame is definitely not a good fit i'd say, too big.
Phew, thanks for that. We can all rest now and I'll call onone in the morning 😉

Reports from a gynaecologist, endocrinologist, psychologist, an internal medicine specialist and an expert on gender have had a look at her and cant decide if she may have once been a man and if she reads this, I will no longer be one.

I thought i noticed a touch of 'man hands'.

FFS…

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FFS…

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Tsh
Are you refering to myself or my lady boy.

she will be as tough as old boots down below

FFS Tony, PMSL at this one.

do you mean all wrinkly with laces in?

Actually shes pretty good naked. Its just the boat race thats a little weathered / repulsive. Simillar to a cheeky girls after a good sand blast. She is however an extremely good worker 🙂

that bike'd be too big for me & I'm 5'10"

Get something that fits!

Its just the boat race thats a little weathered / repulsive. Simillar to a cheeky girls after a good sand blast. She is however an extremely good worker

I really hope for your sake she doesn't read this or your a dead man.

the real crux is, can she cook?

massive feet.
nice arse though!

Actually shes pretty good naked. Its just the boat race thats a little weathered / repulsive. Simillar to a cheeky girls after a good sand blast. She is however an extremely good worker

Fancy a straight swap? i can offer a pile of old bike bits, some XT stuff in ok condition?

There may have to be some money exchanged. I would feel guilty if theres some xt in there 🙂 oh and shes a great cook. Feet are in proportion its just the frankenstein boots for kicking horses. She does have man hands and forearms though which does have some benefits. Unloading shopping, carrying bricks, chopping wood,hand jobs etc.

5ft 3 is tall!

if you're 10 :o)

Looks a bit big to mee, but I like to ride something smaller and more managable 😉 Her arms are almost at full stretch already, how is she supposed to move around on the bike? I think it may fit me better ;-D

Thats a silly road bike 120 stem on there at the mo so the reach will be reduced like wise with the travel but if you think it would suit you then im open to offers on the frame.

Thats a silly road bike 120 stem on there at the mo so the reach will be reduced like wise with the travel but if you think it would suit you then im open to offers on the frame.

5ft 3 is tall! if you're 10 :o)

oh Barnes, whatch it!

sound like you should be starting a thread,

'now i'm not heightist, but,

I was only joking about it fitting me……..but I'm sure you won't be short of offers!!

Next week in the Classifieds:

WANTED (to replace similar recently moved on to new pastures): 1 female able partner, must be excellent cook and willing to do manual labour, best if partially-sighted and hard-of-hearing. Long-limbed and over 5'10" tall. Company vehicle provided.

WANTED (to replace similar recently moved on to new pastures): 1 female able partner, must be excellent cook and willing to do manual labour, best if partially-sighted and hard-of-hearing. Long-limbed and over 5'10" tall. Company vehicle provided.

and unable to use the tinterweb and read threads on forums

Whos this imposter called the Swede? we all know he is GAY and hasn't got a girl in his life.

FACT.

5ft 3 is tall! if you're 10 :o)
oh Barnes, whatch it!
sound like you should be starting a thread,
'now i'm not heightist, but,

this is not so much heightism as statistics. FYI my ex-wife was 5'1", and my lovely (adult) daughter about 5'2" 🙂

[misty eyed]Ah, I remember well the days when I was 5ft2. [/misty eyed]

Me too. I was about 8 🙂

LOL @ Clubber, Freak!!

I was 34 😀 Now I am 35 I am Tall.

she is like the runner in the news at the moment. It is actually a woman but you wouldnt put Your mortgage on it or your cock in it unless you wana loose it.

You'll be my height by the time you're 49 🙂

Nononono, the woman in the news exists, yours doesn't that is some passing Polish bird you pulled off the street to get some pics done so you can advertise sed frame 🙂

It's something to aim for clubber.

My 13 year old daughter is now as tall as me.

never mind I have always got my looks. 🙂

lol at every one 🙂

never mind I have always got my looks.

but for how long ??

don't know the answer to that Simon, but i do know nothing lasts forever.

but with this it may last a bit longer

she is like the runner in the news at the moment. It is actually a woman but you wouldnt put Your mortgage on it or your cock in it unless you wana loose it.

I was wondering why the head was cropped from all the pics. It's quite unusual to get a lacklustre face on (what seems like) such a fit body (ok, hands exempt), so i'm also guessing it's just a marketing ploy. What size is the frame anyway?