ok… any ideas? i have 20 mins to get ready… need to go as something beginning with the later A!

Just go as yourself and if anybody asks tell them it “A for A$$ hole, because I couldn’t be ar$$ed sorting something propper and making an effort”

al capone
A team one of
Army person
actor – should be easy
assassin – not sure how you do that
andy Murray
Acrobat
A clown
android?

arab strap

Bible in one hand, Dawkins, The God Delusion in the other. Hey Presto, Agnostic.

ass? anus?

Alan

turn up very drunk with a 1950’s racist attitude and healthy dose of misogyny and you could be an aussie 😀

alan partridge

Only just seen this “POSTED 14 MINUTES AGO“, so,in the remaining 6 minutes, black clothes, black cape, football painted black with a fuse out the top, hey presto, an anarchist.

Dress in various shades of grey.
Pour flour over your head and shoulders.

You are now an Alp.

Alternatively, you’ve got 4 minutes to neck a bottle of Scotch and go as an alcoholic.

Way too late now but I always liked fancy dress.

Stuff the arms and ‘abs’ of your t-shirt to look like ridiculous comedy muscles, paint a furious snarl on your face and hey presto – ‘Anabolic’

😀

Go as a deaf old man.

“Eh?”

Black suit, and chop off your head- Anonymous.

turn up very drunk with a 1950’s racist attitude and healthy dose of misogyny and you could be an aussie

Would that involve making broad generalisations about races?

Yes, but not nationalities.

Let’s just assume we had the argument about what constitutes a race and were unable to agree shall we?