he’s offering between £50-60k pa for some poor mug to do everything from the usual daily stuff such as sorting his dry cleaning, managing his houehold to more glamorous stuff such as creating Jermain Defoe iPhone apps, a fragrance and clothing line and a global brand for the Jermain Defoe name.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/11820562/Want-to-be-Jermain-Defoes-PA-Now-is-your-chance.html

lazy b@stard!!

It is certainly a varied job. Organising dry cleaning to developing a global brand.

My ex-wife used to babysit Jermain Defoe’s ex-girlfriend. And that’s a stone-cold FACT.

Jermaine Defoe is developing his name into a global brand? I bet Becks is shitting himself 😆

he is going to have his own fragrance, and an iPhone app.

Big time.

It has got to be a wind up…. hasn’t it?

“Eau DeFoe.”

That’ll be twenty grand please Jermaine.

That’ll be twenty grand please Jermaine

good creative skills, but could you organise lunch for him whilst also cutting the grass (and developing a defoe app)?

No, that’s why I only charged the partial fee 🙂