I saw Eva Carneiro (the Chelsea physio that Mourhinho fired and ultimately led to him losing the dressing room) buying a load of bean and cheese bakes in Cobham services one morning. Seems like it was a regular thing as the staff had just done an ovenload, when she rolled in bold as brass, up to the counter past the queuing paperclip salesmen waiting for their turn for a breakfast wrap and shovelled them into her kit bag, muttered something about settling up next time and was back out again.
I reckon that was the reason for Chelsea’s dreadful season that year, initially unfit due to incorrect nutrition and then when Jose got rid of her their pastie and bake supply dried up and he lost the dressing room.