In Family Flash, pretty much any salami is know as ‘dick’, due to the tenuous resemblance to a donkey’s dick.

So, your family argot, if you will…..

REALLY!!
what horrid, coarse people the Flashes must be

REALLY!!
what horrid, coarse people the Flashes must be

I know, you wouldn’t have thought Flashy had ever even seen as working class as a donkey.

In the maccruiskeen extended household a pint of fresh orange and lemonade is a ‘Jimmy Saville’ and (as mentioned in a thread yesterday) my gran used to call the cassette toilet in a caravan a ‘Chemi Khazi’

Flashy, you seem to eat a lot of dick. I recall a photo you posted of un bi?re et un petit pi?ce du dick on the balcony of the Plein Sud (scuse the poor Français).

CFH loves dick, and is never happy unless he is gobbling down some Italian finest.

End of thread, no?

😀 @ wallop and Jamie!

Diddly-minners = pre school children.
I have no idea where this came from.

Mini diddlers?

Tiddley-Pom = your willy. Taken from AA Milne’s song about how you get colder the more it snows.

Flat eggs, fluffy eggs, round eggs or egg cake.
(Fried, scrambled, boiled and omelet)