I can’t do a proper track stand for toffee, but instead like to impress and amaze my fellow commuters at the lights with my pseudo trackstand where I hover on the bike, wobbling on the bars and inching forward about 1cm at a time (hopefully slow enough for people to think that I’m not moving).
So today I was riding back from london with my cousin. The roads were mobbed due the tube strikes as performed best pseudo trackstand at a particularly busy light. Then I spied my cousin alongside me, a fixie purist of many years performing a perfect seated trackstand, with his front wheel at a right angle while he gently rocked the cranks back and forth.
It was at that moment, I felt like the ugly sister next to the prom queen and was exposed for the fake that I am. So should I keep living the lie or do the right thing and plant both legs on terra firma?