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  • fail of the day
  • grynch
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    we just had an advert placed on our intranet bulletin board –
    It’s for a 19yr old girl looking for a summer job in England, as au pair, in order to help improve her English.

    The advert was placed in French.

    RooleyMoor
    Free Member

    But she’s 19 and french!!

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    grynch
    Free Member

    *L*… Rooley… feel free to contact her… and with a name like Fanny.. how could you go wrong ( and honest to gawd I am not making this up… this is the contact given )

    Job d’été en Angleterre
    Description: Afin de perfectionner son anglais. Jeune fille de 19 ans motivée, étudiante en économie, cherche job d’été en Angleterre comme jeune fille au pair ou femme de ménage. Libre de mi-juillet à fin août. CV et lettre de motivation disponibles chez D. Zollet –
    Photo(s):
    Contact Last Name: Le Gallo
    Contact First Name: Fanny
    Phone:
    Email:

    grynch
    Free Member

    I’ve thought better of it and edited out the email…

    zokes
    Free Member

    Fanny Le Gallo – What a great name!

    mogrim
    Full Member

    femme de ménage

    Not quite sure what it is, but it sounds great!

    cynic-al
    Free Member

    wash-up!

    jimmy
    Full Member

    Swimming Pool springs to mind. Not sure if its relevant, but it did.

    mastiles_fanylion
    Free Member

    Well she has clearly proved that she needs to improve her English, what more could you want?

    grynch
    Free Member

    femme de ménage = cleaning lady.

    Pook
    Full Member

    Well she has clearly proved that she needs to improve her English, what more could you want?

    une petite knee tremblre dans le stylo cabinette sans pantalons

    😀

    epo-aholic
    Free Member

    swimming pool = picine?

    grynch
    Free Member

    pook = the reason I took her email addy out of the post. *L*

    grynch
    Free Member

    sp = piscine , as in don’t piss in my piscine.

    zaskar
    Free Member

    I can’t see the email dam…oh edited out for the fiends out there…good idea that…

    Good thing too…ahhggh!

    mt
    Free Member

    Pook – une petite knee tremblre dans le stylo cabinette sans pantalons

    Thanks I nearly wet myself laughing.

    Moses
    Full Member

    All very well laughing, but she’s only 19.

    Why not email her back and nicely suggest that she re-posts in English.
    And ask for a suitable reward.

    grynch
    Free Member

    sorry, I’ve done my bit for the poor girl by posting the advert here.

    Please send suitable offers of serious positions to my email.

    😈

    theflatboy
    Free Member

    epo-aholic – Member

    swimming pool = picine?

    i believe jimmy is referring to the splendid film in which the even more splendid ludivine sagnier goes for a holiday that goes somewhat awry, and forgets to pack many clothes for the trip.

    nicko74
    Full Member

    Please send suitable offers of serious positions to my email.

    Oi Oi! Well, she could try the cowgirl, for starters….

    Sorry, I’ve always had a soft spot for French girls

    grynch
    Free Member

    and yes, I must rent that film one day.. perhaps when mrs.G is on a night out.

    theflatboy
    Free Member

    you must. and good idea. it’s quite stirring. 🙂

    jimmy
    Full Member

    indeed flatboy. i think the film is quite arty / intelligent (if I paid attention to the story) which makes gratuitous cans just fine in my book.

    theflatboy
    Free Member

    yeah exactly – though i found the presence of her quite so naked quite so often… er… distracted me somewhat from the film’s other merits. not necessarily in a bad way. 😆

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