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  • Excuse me??? What did you just say?
  • piedidiformaggio
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    So, Mrs Feet serves up the family dinner and says to me “let me know, but you might have too much bacon” 😯

    I just stared back at her in bewilderment

    How is it possible to have too much bacon?????

    Rorschach
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    ChubbyBlokeInLycra
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    Too moch Bacon

    Jamie
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    I think she’s calling you porky.

    CaptainFlashheart
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    geoffj
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    What was that word from the other foreign language thread?

    Found it – kummerspeck 😀

    rascal
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    You should have stabbed her with your pork sword 😉

    matt_outandabout
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    Grounds for divorce.

    njee20
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    Time for a new patio?

    brakes
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    who has bacon for ‘family dinner’?
    do you do all-day breakfasts at your house?
    or was it wrapped round a chicken breast or some other fowl thing?

    njee20
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    was it wrapped round a chicken breast or some other fowl thing?

    Ba dum tish!

    CaptainFlashheart
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    Quite, no need to grouse about it.

    scaredypants
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    we’ve got sossies & bacon coming in about 10 minutes
    (kids are poorly, we can’t be arsed and everybody likes it !)

    brakes
    Free Member

    snap scaredypants.
    we had sausages and chip-shop greasy chips for dinner and full-fat coke because we’ve all got colds…

    piedidiformaggio
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    who has bacon for ‘family dinner’?

    We do

    do you do all-day breakfasts at your house?

    No, but it’s a bloody good idea!

    Tonight was a ‘use up whatever is left in the fridge before the weekly shop’ type of affair.
    I suspect this is because I’m off to Tokyo tomorrow and not back ’till next Wednesday. This means that Mrs Feet will buy all the nice ‘bad for you food’ that we don’t normally have in the house, hence letting stocks run down.

    What’s the Japanese for ‘all day breakfast’?

    100mphplus
    Free Member

    ?????

    kraftyone
    Free Member

    Gary_M
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    do you do all-day breakfasts at your house?

    One of my sons favorite dinners, or teas as we call it, is ‘breakfast for dinner’ – a rare treat for him 🙂

    binners
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    munrobiker
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    Breakfast for tea is indeed a real treat, it’s great.

    Northwind
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    brakes – Member

    who has bacon for ‘family dinner’?

    We do. Well, not just bacon, that’d be weird. Deliciously weird.

    grenosteve
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    There’s no bad time to have a fry up, unless you’ve had one for breakfast and dinner, and are now thinking about one for tea… Then you have bacon issues.

    binners
    Full Member

    We had gammon steaks, egg and chips last night.

    Like bacon, only chunkier. Heaven! 😀

    grenosteve
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    brakes – Member

    who has bacon for ‘family dinner’?

    We do. Well, not just bacon, that’d be weird. Deliciously weird.

    What about an American style “burger” with pig for bread, instead of donuts or whatever it is they do?

    Gammon steak bread, bacon filling, crispy bacon topping for the bacon (you know, for a bit of texture), and bacon dripping sauce.

    MrWoppit
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    kraftyone
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    Bacon jam on my toast in the morning!

    grenosteve
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    ^ this guy either wants a pig bread bacon sandwich with bacon dripping, or he’s just eaten a pig bread bacon sandwich with bacon dripping…

    kjcc25
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    Breakfast at dinnertime just add a good size dollop of mash instead of the fried bread.

    allthegear
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    allthegear
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    Apparently, the “Dad’s Tool Kit Sugar Cookies Flavored with Bacon” are out of stock. I’m not surprised!!

    Rachel

    fasthaggis
    Full Member

    OP

    “let me know, but you might have too much bacon”

    It was a code ,you have just missed out.

    igm
    Full Member

    No, Rachel. Just no.

    bigyinn
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    Chocolate ocvered bacon?

    That

    Sounds

    Rank.

    IA
    Full Member

    We do. Well, not just bacon, that’d be weird. Deliciously weird.

    I once had a bacon and mayo sandwich, but realised I’d run out of bread after starting to cook the bacon. So I just cooked some more bacon and used it instead of the bread.

    There still wasn’t “too much” bacon.

    tmb467
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    hels
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    I didn’t realise how much pork and bacon I ate until I was on holiday in Israel recently. There is nothing more boring and pointless than a kosher pizza. Things got worse, when we went to the Palestinian Authority, you couldn’t get drink either.

    No wonder they can’t all get on over there.

    miketually
    Free Member

    There was an episode of Horizon recently where they said you lose two years of your life if you eat bacon every day.

    Bargain.

    dazzlingboy
    Full Member

    I’m not a huge Al Murray fan, but this is brilliant!

    Bacon proves the existance of God.

    Sanny
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    Slightly OT but the Mill Inn in Mungrisdale does the BEST Gammon steak, eggs and chips that I have ever had. Go there. You HAVE TO! It’s awesome. 😀

    I love the thought of breakfast for dinner. That is indeed the work of genius! Even after filling my face with home made turkey fajitas, the thought of a bacon and black pudding roll has me salivating!

    Nobeerinthefridge
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    The merkans call it brinner. Possibly the only good merkanism ever.

    I didn’t realise how much pork and bacon I ate until I was on holiday in Israel recently. There is nothing more boring and pointless than a kosher pizza. Things got worse, when we went to the Palestinian Authority, you couldn’t get drink either.

    No wonder they can’t all get on over there.

    That’s post of the week Hels!

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