Nah, there’s a proper breakfast one now

you can tell a good takeout by how much sellotape they have to use to keep the lid shut.

My old flatmate got a kebab one evening just before the shop closed – I could hear him laughing before he even made it through the front door, we soon joined him once we seen the beast – being not a fan of salad, this thing consisted of a single razor thin pitta bread with enough kebab meat on top to render Geoff Capes immobile for 3 days. There was a good 2″ gap round the box & it took 3 grown men to eat it, stunning.