..one of your own farts? I didnt know that it was possible to be repulsed by your own bodily gas emissions, until 5 minutes ago.
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Ever had to get up and leave because you couldnt stand the stench of....
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I have been having such trouble since I started eating for the festive season, back to normal grazing tomorrow but real ale, cheese, cider has produced some real works of art.
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Farts are like children.
Your own are a thing of wonder, mirth and delight.
Those of others? Vile!Posted 4 months ago # -
Don't know about the smell thing but I did one last year of such ferocity that I actually burnt my ring
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Ive once cleared an office, me too. To return and find the caretaker checking for dead vermin in the ductwork
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Don't know about the smell thing but I did one last year of such ferocity that I actually burnt my ring
Gold or Silver?
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I was involved in a car crash a few years ago, and had to have very specific surgery in order to save my life.
I don't remember the name of the procedure, but essentially I had the part of me replaced that makes farts. I think one of the surgeons referred to it as a pumpendectomy.
It does mean that I dislike every single one of my little trumpets, but at least I can still play the violin.
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This Christmas has been horrendous. No one ate my sprouts on Christmas day so bubbble and squeak was mainly sprouts.... JESUS!
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What would Jesus Fart Like... ?
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I like how, no matter how bad one of your own farts smells, you always go for another sniffter.
Or is that just me????
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I stank out the house with burps once.
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Currently suffering from really sulphurous ones at the moment, just hoping they remain until lunch tomorrow so I can drop a few on my unsuspecting work colleagues
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