God FML

Drank too much on Saturday, there’s a mobile written on my arm, I have no idea who’s it is I ” may” have made a bit of a tit of myself in front of my ex, and I appear to have a stalker/ groupie.

Can I swap lives with someone please?

Keep your head down for a bit, and apologise as necessary to those who seem a little “off” with you.

These things soon pass,

APF

Can I swap lives with someone please?

Swap arms perhaps. Or phones. Depends which has the least amount of contract to run.

If you cannot remember it didn’t happen !

LOL alex I seem to apologising to quite a few people ATM, on Sunday I was like ” do I need to say sorry?” to all my friends

I think I may have to go back to bed, oh god the radio is playing the final countdown now!!

The yeti wasn’t involved was he?

Look on the bright side – at least nobody’s going to rock up to your door in 9 months time asking why you never phoned …

Barnsly he might have for all I can remember lol. There aren’t any strange White fur remains anywhere, so I’m hoping not!!

He is shedding his pelt at the moment, so I’m fairly sure there would have been some residue (what a thought) if he had been involved.

Blame it on your twin brother, the one who likes a drink.

get back down to the scene of the crime with a stiff drink in your hand and a grin..

roll your eyes a lot and proclaim ‘What AM I like..!’ to anyone that looks at you funny before getting drunk as a rat, peeing your knickers and getting off with the barmaid in the toilets..

works every time for me

Yunki sounds like a plan. Apart from pissing my knickers thanks though LOL

Did you make it home with all your clothes?

If so i’m not sure i see the problem 😀

Not sure, can’t remember getting home, was in bed though ( by myself thank god) noticed mobile, haven’t called it yet, but it’s no one I know

Can I swap lives with someone please?

Sure, you can do housework and DIY all weekend, and I’ll go out on the lash.

(a) its never as bad as you think it is.

(b) ok, sometimes it is.

call the number and pretend to be someone else

do a group text to everyone who was out and see how frostie the responses are. If they are really bad or no-one responds then refer to (b)

get the number up here

we’ll let you know who it is

I reckon you should post the phone number on here and we can all take turns calling it up pretending to be you.

I reckon you should post the phone number on here and we can all take turns calling it up pretending to be you

Don’t do that. I’m busy enough as it is without having to answer the phone all effing day.

Don’t pretend you wouldn’t love Massey – getting all those dirty calls from STD, I mean STWers.

yeti’s been banned for 10 years so i’m guessing it was your joint ‘freedom’ party on the weekend?

Yetis been banned?

What did he do?

Oh rang mobile, it was a dead number, more drunk them me!! LOL

Or they ditched the phone when they had a sober flashback 😉

Move house..

You need to move house.

banned for stuff he said on twitter…. dont know much more than that, all happened on friday i think whilst i was out the office so i missed everything.

i think they just discovered his multiple accounts (TSY, GW, iDave and IHN) 😈

more drunk cunning than me!! LOL

i think they just discovered his multiple accounts (TSY, GW, iDave and IHN)

Nah, you’re getting me wrong, I’m the alternative personalities accounts of TandemJeremy, Hora and Kaesae.

Altaz probably LOL

Yeti got banned here for saying stuff on twitter??!? Wow, better clean up my FB page then 😆

WOAH THERE LITTLE MISSY! add me as a ‘friend’ then after i’ve had a browse.. that’s the time to clear it up 8)

Emsz out of interest…how old are you? And I don’t mean that in a derogatory sense. Just curious.

43, cheers for asking joe, but i’m already taken x

Philly you wish 🙂

Mind you, it’s dead boring, pics iof mates, normal **** jokes and OMG comments! Nothing exciting at all most messages are from my mum I reckon!

Joe, 21 why?

Has yeti really gone?

aww I hope not – he was quite funny (in a weird way)

Rachel

Definitely gone for ten years. As well as don Simon who’s also going to be spending quite a few years in the cooler. One suspects there may be others after the Great Banning Weekend of 2012 but we can’t really talk about it. 🙂

Yeah me too, he was pretty funny. 🙁

For three good reasons stop getting so pissed you have no memory of events the day after,
1..for obvious reasons as above, weirdos, stalkers ect..
2..you’ll save a fortune
3..it’ll **** you up later in life
Yes…I’m old…..

Ever had one of these?

At Uni, with alarming regularity, fortunately I was a hilarious (for everybody else, according to them) drunk, to the point where they’d deliberately try to buy me enough red wine to make me go crazy. (it only worked once)

Can I swap lives with someone please?

You can have mine, I miss uni.

Nothing. Just you are one of the “big hitters” but not a middle aged man.

Oohhh ek…we’re all doomed…
Doomed I say…