just spent my lunch break holding the blood in an 88yr old gentleman’s skull in reading town center 😐
poor chap tripped and fell face first into the pavement, his wooden walking stick got in the way of his forehead on the way down and it punctured a 2″ wide gash in his forehead that didnt stop pumping out blood even after the paramedic joined me and we got some better dressings on compared to the shopping centres poorly equipped first aid kit.
lovely guy! I hope he recovers ok and his wife gets over the shock of watching it all 🙁
i did discover that boots do packets of nandos crisps as part of their lunch deals, and i was planning on getting a haircut… but the events that unfolded are a sure sign i should grow a massive quif to keep dezB happy.
I am off to go and get a bank card to replace the one my daughter has hidden. At 18months sadly she doesn’t understand that it is important or be able to tell me where she has put it. I did check the bass speaker where she put my mobile last time (through the big hole in the front which is like a lobster pot so resulted in an a hour to cut it all open from the back to get it out).
I’m just sat in my lounge listening to the cat being sick. I might take my wife’s (ridden twice, ever) bike to the market to buy some fruit to get me though the next 7 days at work.
Tomorrow, I’m heading out into the city’s dull grey streets. I’ll find someone who needs help and I’ll help them whilst bulging my muscles. Anything beats BBQ chicken wraps with too much cress…
Its a good point, well put DD. But I was hoping she was leaning more towards credit card fraud. Possibly on a massive international scale. To keep me in Werthers Originals and Capstan Full Strangth 🙂
The last time I stopped to help an old chap in very similar circumstances (trip, bang, blood), he sadly died 2 days later 🙁
He’d managed to get out of the “secure” old folks home he lived in, and make a break for it. In fairness the staff weren’t far behind, but the damage had been done by then 🙁
It was quite odd as I’d stopped to help another old fella who’d done exactly the same thing about a week previously and it couldn’t have been more different – he just sat there very calmly with blood everywhere, saying there was no need to fuss and just to take him home for a cup of tea! 🙂
Well done for not walking by Phil, here’s a special lolcat just for you.
I just had a toasted muffin with two fried eggs, one semi rigid and one flaccid, and some reduced salt and sugar beanz. I thought about Phil’s heroics and had a strange boner again.
I’ve been pretty smart and, George Lucas style, registered the commercial rights for SuperPhil, including the action figure which I’m presently designing. Hmm….. where to look for inspiration……..
Don’t feel bad emsz, just go for a run later to burn it off. I had chocolate mid morning so my run at lunch = calorie neutral…until the biscuits hijack me tonight 😀
Just drink Diet Coke with the biscuits. I’ve been reliably informed that if you do, none of the calories are absorbed into the body. Apparently they disappear completely
I went home for lunch which was roast beef sandwiches. However the wife had only buttered one slice of bread, not both. She claims this is normal to do. I don’t agree, I think both slices should be buttered.
Tomorrow I have been invited to the local primary school for a ‘vegetable taster day’. There jolly well better be chips.