We’ve had a last minute invite to a Eurovision party at some friends this weekend and it’s ruddy fancy dress.

Has anyone any suggestions for cheap (ideally zero cost!) fancy dress ideas that can be codged together quickly.

Cheers

put on a suit, talk with an Irish accent and say you’re Terry Wogan?

Couple of planks of wood nailed together in an X shape and the tie rope from them to your limbs.

Go as a very big bread roll.

Isn’t it Graham Norton now?

Fancy dress is for children (aged 5 or less).

How about over-skirts that tear off a-la Bucks Fizz. Then tear them off on arrival and remain wearing normal party attire?

“in the closet”
Dress as a famous person who you suspect to be (but is not openly) gay? It is the eurovision after all.

go as BLUE?

Shouldn’t you have started a thread asking for plausible excuses not to attend a eurovision fancy dress party?

I think assless chaps are de rigeur.

Like Lordi

Matching blonde quiffs and clothes = Jedward.

Just go to the pub instead, forget the party

Go as ABBA

motorcycle filtering accident victim?

Ledderhosen and those mental split socks, I mean, WTF is that all about?

Eurovisioon preveiw show on now on bbc 3 with scott mills and a nice looking lady.

Im currently wearing lycra ,tight top and shiny shooes with white socks, but then ive just been cycling.