why is the music to EVERY Eurosport or EXtreme Channel show consistently beyond w@nky electro-rock dirge? it must be produced by the same 3 session musicians somewhere in Bavaria. Shocking and upsetting and it puts me off watching most of it.

If you're slashing on your wrist, try doing it sat down as discussed here last week.

Oh, I saw those people from Milford – they've thrown your battery away. Tidy up before Christmas etc.etc.

Sat down in the bath, length-ways – will let you know how it goes

damn on the battery. people can be so inconsiderate.