I missed the speech – can somebody summarise the substantive points she made?
The Norway and Canadian models won’t work for us, can we have a bespoke deal, please? No rush, none at all.
We’re actually going to play really nice on common security policy now.
Can we have some “creative” ideas, please?
*note: the combined intellect of the Conservative cabinet is incapable of moving the game forwards.
No deal really won’t work for us.
*note: Six months after triggering Article 50 without knowing what we actually wanted, we realise that we made a colossal mistake and we hope that you feel a bit sorry for us and continue with the existing arrangements for a while, apart from the bits we don’t like, even though it doesn’t make any sense.
The damage it’s doing to the reputation of the Conservative party is immense. Every cloud and all that.