😆

Canal Shore – it’s the latest thing. Trust me, there’ll be canal shore tyres in the shops in a month 🙂

Ace! Seperates the men from the boys!

Should be fun for those old women and their tricycles!

It’s photoshopped. You do know that don’t you? 🙂

There’s some real ones here.

And here.

It’s photoshopped. You do know that don’t you?

Good morning, Buzz Killington.

What’s photoshop?

Software used to manipulate digital images.

Jeopardy!

Good morning, Buzz Killington.

Hey Jimmers 🙂

I’m sorry…miserable with a hangover. I can’t stand seeing others having fun. 😐

I’m sorry…miserable with a hangover. I can’t stand seeing others having fun.

Bless! I just banged out 30 miles on the road bike and now going out for a pub lunch, followed by watching Arsenal destroy Newcastle…..good day.

watching Arsenal destroy Newcastle.

Well that’ll make a nice change from last year then won’t it.

Well that’ll make a nice change from last year then won’t it.

No argument here.

Bless! I just banged out 30 miles

Well I banged out 48.97 miles…with a hangover. 🙂

watching Arsenal destroy Newcastle.

did those miles on the road bike transport you to some parallel universe ?

Hee.

Well that was fun 😀

Oh Mr Barton you are a little tinker!

did those miles on the road bike transport you to some parallel universe ?

If one doesn’t have optimism, then what’s the point eh?

…and we did destroy them in terms of possession and passes made. Just not in winning…which unfortunately is kinda the point of the game 😡

Well I banged out 48.97 miles…with a hangover.

In my defence, those 30 miles brought this weeks total up to 205 miles for the week.

I think it was a good effort, a nice touch to give a 1 man advantage to Newcastle too.

I think it was a good effort, a nice touch to give a 1 man advantage to Newcastle too.

We are the gentleman of the Prem. Now agree or I will stamp on your leg.

205 in a week? Humph.

*strokes chin*
*is impressed*
*is aroused*

In other news, my neighbour called me over yesterday to say he was going on holidays for a couple of weeks and that I could borrow that bike I was asking about. It’s a fixie!!! With one brake!!! WTF do I do with that? Staring at me ominously each time I go into the bike room. 😯

You have a bike room?

Well La. De. Da!

get your sisters jeans on and go posing on the streets

Doesn’t he do that already?

Well, tbf, it looks like a road bike…it’s not a **** coloured one.

Definitely breaking those skinny jeans out 😀

Definitely breaking those skinny jeans out in 😀

You’re welcome.

Incorrect assumption I’m afraid Jimmers.

Ah well. It will not be the first thing I have been wrong about today.