Are they just like trail dogs but with 5-10 mm more suspension, longer legs and leave s*** everywhere (thereby making the trail come alive)??

My first dog was the size I always thought a dog should be, then I got one with really long legs as I thought they looked a bit novel, and my mate with one said he bounded over stuff really well, and after he said that I started to think my normal dog was struggling to get over big obstacles.

Then I saw on the internet that my first dog was actually too small, and my big dog was stupid and big, so breeders were stopping breeding them, but breeding the small and big dogs together.

He brings the trail alive. He looks and feels like my first dog, but all my dog mags say he’s the best.

My dog’s breath smells like dog food.

Could be worse, could smell like dog shit.

I called my dog Rover but I got a stroppy email from the solicitors of a large car manufacturer to say that I wasn’t allowed to use that name. Once a few internet dog nerds got behind me though, the threat was rescinded.

My next dog is going to be called Ferrari.