Cycling with my clothes on my back is a pain. It’s 10 miles each way, and I find it much easier without a bag.
MTFU then. A shirt weighs hardly anything. You can still keep the trousers in your pedestal and the shoes under the desk. With your lock left at work you’ve got a bag weighing virtually nothing, much less than a camelback with 2l of water in it that you’d take MTBing.
Yes, it would be nice if they’d put facilities in for you but it’s not a huge deal really. Your OP did come over rather hysterical, to be honest.
Fuming! I’ll carry on monopolising the existing coat stand then – they only have themselves to blame.
No, they have you to blame, you’re the one who wants to leave shirts in the office when it’s not necessary. Shirt storage is not essential, and you don’t have a right to it. You sound like you have a strong sense of entitlement. Guaranteed to annoy people.